Hey ladies and homosexual men! How many times have you imagined having some kind of sexual activity with Justin Timberlake? Sadly for you, he’s never even considered you as a conquest because you’re as ugly as a barrel of rubber Brian Sewell masks. Sorry.
No, our Justin is linked with the world’s most beautiful women, all of whom are lucky enough to be in with a shout of seeing exactly what makes up Justin’s ‘triple threat’ (stuff to do with kissing boobs, bits and bum no doubt, the mucky bugger).
However, one person who isn’t flashing her under carriage at JT is Olivia Wilde who you’ll know as being that woman from Tron or something.
There’s been rumours that Timberlake, who still stubbornly refuses to do the right thing and make an album for us to all enjoy because he’s being a stinking thesp, was seen doing rude things with Wilde in a nightclub in LA.
However, Wilde is keen to bat all these rumours away, as ever, via Twitter:
“Cool it, honeybadgers. We are just friends and have been for years.”
Sorry. We’re thinking about vermin covered in bee excrement now. How disgusting. It’s probably some kind of bizarre Hollywood sex practise.
Anyway, some source wants to chip in as well and, because there’s not much to this story, we’re willing to let them talk to pad the article out.
They say:
“They’ve been friends since they worked together on Alpha Dog. Nothing’s going on. They’re just friends.”
Justin of course, has just split-up with Jessica Biel, so he’s probably being dragged around by his glans like its dowsing for water. And obviously, it is pulling him in the direction of Olivia Wilde. Or Mila Kunis. Or both at the same time on the world’s best booty call.
TWAT.
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