When you think “Great Gatsby” you think elegance, refinement, class; all things you don’t associate with the current teen King of Doucheness, Justin Beiber.? But because practically everyone under 25 now thinks Jay Z and Leonardo DiCaprio when they hear “Gatsby” Beiber just had to throw his own personal over the top soiree to show how hip he is.
In true JB fashion though, he made his mother proud once again by providing booze, strippers, and tons of weed for all of his guests.? And managed to piss off his neighbors once again.? They probably wish he would go back to banging hookers in South America. Justin Beiber is definitely that friend for a ton of celebrities.? The kind of friend you don’t really like, but they want to be cool so badly that they constantly buy you presents and pay for you dinner, so you keep them around to see how much you can get.? Except when you have a shit ton of money, it’s on a whole other level.? The gifts are cars and strippers, and the dinners are weed and ice luges flowing with Cristal.
It’s the only reason guys like Floyd Mayweather or Snoop Dog (Snoop Lion?! Snoopy Cat? What the hell is it these days?) would hang out with this overgrown toddler. Because Justin hasn’t completely pissed off everyone in his neighborhood, he decided to mark his return to the U.S. from catching herpes overseas by throwing a big rager at his home.
And because all the cool kids do it, Justin had a ‘theme’- The Great Gatsby.? Now, considering the last book Justin probably read was “See Spot Run” it is pretty safe to assume he was thinking more Baz Lurhmann than Fitzgerald. The Beibs also obviously learned from his hooker/non-hooker friend and her little kissy video,?and had all guests hand in their phones and other devices when they entered the party.
He also instructed all guests to not Tweet, Facebook, text, or talk about the goings on at all or face the wrath of JB’s high powered lawyers.? Oh yes, the underage tool bag made his ‘friends’ sign a contact that would fine them $3 million bucks for sharing any stories about the evening.? That’s is a sign you have good, trustworthy people surrounding you.
There was good reason for the legal docs though, since instead of burlesque flappers, Beiber felt ratchet strippers were more appropriate as the in house entertainment.?? There were over 3 dozen ladies with daddy issues, just twerking for a dollar.? And they made a shit ton- Beiber alone allegedly dropped over $10 grand on his own.
Also, some of the guests included felony card carrying members Chris Brown and T.I, so just in case either of them decided to get a little out of control, no one would be allowed to go running to TMZ about it.? Guess we know why ratchet queen Rihanna wasn’t invited… Justin’s neighbors called the cops 3 times trying to get them to shut down the party,? at 1 am, 3 am, and 5:30 am.
In the regular world, having a massive party filled with strippers and booze when you aren’t legally allowed to drink would get your ass shut down after the first call, but some cop’s daughter must be a Belieber, cause Justin didn’t get a citation until the 5:30 am complaint.
One of the neighbor’s claimed a cop even admitted smelling weed when Beiber opened the door, but still the party wasn’t dead.? Ohh, to have money. I always wonder, why don’t rich people invest a little money into their home’s walls and soundproof those bitches a bit?? I mean, if you know you enjoy playing “Let’s see how much of my retirement money I can blow on coke and hoes” when other people are getting ready for work, why wouldn’t you take a little of that cash and quiet your shit down?? Instead they make themselves persona non grata.? Money can’t buy smarts.