Celebrities: They’re just like us, and Jude Law is no different. Just like most men, his hairline keeps getting further and further back on his head and, also like most men,?he apparently really, really hates condoms. That’s ride, good old?rude Jude is going to be a dad for the FIFTH time! One more kid and he’ll get?the Brangelina discount card at the?Gap.?
Jude is having yet another love child (him and the baby mama aren’t together), this time with a 23-year-old named Catherine Harding who was apparently on the Irish version of The X Factor or something. I say he’s having yet another love child, because five years ago he knocked up a 24-year-old waitress. Jude Law is almost 42, so you’d think he’d have learned to put on condoms when banging random 20-somethings, but I guess not.
When the announcement broke that Jude was having another baby with someone who considers his remake of “Alfie” a vintage film, his people said he and Catherine had broken up after a brief relationship but were committed to raising their kid or whatever. Translation: Jude bare backed a hot 20-something a few times at Glastonbury festival, but didn’t want to phrase it that was since he now has kids almost as old as his soon-to-be babymama and he doesn’t want them reading about what kind of smut their dad gets up to when he’s out partying with their godmother, Kate Moss.
Oh, right, because in case you didn’t know, Kate Moss is the godmother of at least two of Jude’s kids. You see, from 1997 – 2003 he was married to British actress, Sadie Frost, with whom he had three kids: Rafferty, 18, Iris, 14, and Rudy, 12. Sadie is mad tight with Kate Moss, so that’s that little side note of a story.
Anyway, Jude has another kid from a 2009 fling, a daughter named Sophia, so needless to say, Jude is a bit of a fertile Myrtel, so you’d think he’d always wrap that shit up. Then again, we’re talking about the guy who cheated on the beauty that is Sienna fucking Miller with his kid’s super frumpy nanny. The man isn’t known for his good choices.