Jon Gosselin knows that true love can’t be faked – unless you’re making a TV show about all of your kids, that is.
Then it can be faked quite easily. Anyway, our point is that, just a few weeks after Jon Gosselin split from his wife, he’s been seen with a woman named Hailey Glassman. That’ll be painful for Kate Gosselin, but at least Hailey isn’t much younger and prettier than her. Oh, she is? Ouch.
Well at least Hailey isn’t the daughter of the plastic surgeon who made Kate look less grotesque after giving birth. Oh, she is? Again, ouch.
Remember when Brad Pitt split up with Jennifer Aniston and people started wearing T-shirts reading ‘Team Aniston’ and ‘Team Jolie’? That’s unlikely to happen with the recently-split stars of Jon & Kate Plus 8. That’s partly because asking to choose between a submissively nutless schlub like Jon Gosselin and a scheming money-orientated shrew with a bad haircut like Kate Gosselin is like asking to choose between drowning in monkey vomit or suffocating on monkey poo.
It’s also partly because wearing a ‘Team Jon’ or ‘Team Kate’ T-shirt is exactly the same as wearing a T-shirt that reads ‘Please Punch Me In The Face And Steal My Wallet’.
But just because nobody in their right mind would honestly be able to bring themselves to even partially care about them, it doesn’t mean that Jon or Kate Gosselin are going to go away soon. For starters, each of the Gosselin kids still have to publish their Why Doesn’t Daddy Love Me Any More? books (ghostwritten by Kate), and we still have to wade through all of Jon Gosselin’s new women.
Just the other week we were speculating that Jon Gosselin’s new girlfriend Deanna Hummel would be a part of any new Jon & Kate Plus 8 episodes, but that doesn’t look likely to happen now, because Jon seems to have got himself a new new girlfriend in the form of 22-year-old Hailey Glassman who, hilariously, is the daughter of Kate Gosselin’s plastic surgeon. The Boston Herald reports:
The 32-year-old TLC Jon & Kate Plus 8 reality TV dad was spotted in France with 22-year-old Hailey Glassman, the daughter of the doctor who performed Kate?s tummy tuck. The lovebirds were spotted holding hands in St. Tropez in the French Riviera on Saturday. Jon and Glassman even went for a ride on the yacht of fashion designer and Ed Hardy exec Christian Audigier.
The daughter of the man who gave Kate Gosselin a tummy tuck. Wow, it’s like Jon Gosselin has actually sat down and tried to think up the best way to obliterate his wife’s self-esteem. Obviously he didn’t think very hard, because if he had then he would have definitely taken Hailey Glassman on a romantic round-the-world trip in a hot air balloon made from Kate Gosselin’s voluminous saggy post-pregnancy gut-skin offcut, but full marks for effort nonetheless.
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