Jessica Alba is just so damn tired of being sexy.
Lamenting her current status as bikini-wearing eye-candy gogglepiece, Jessica moaned:
"The scripts I get are always for the whore, or the motorcycle chick in leather, or the horny maid.I get all those screenplays that start, ‘Tawnya is in the shower. The water streams down her naked, perky breasts’."
hecklerspray has to say we feel quite insulted. We spent ages on that script.
Continuing her little bout of foot-stamping, Jessica Alba (DVDs) also announced that she believes the grass to be a good few shades greener for a career-competing young female actress:
"Somehow, I don’t think this is happening to Natalie Portman."
Jessica revealed her thoughts in an interview with Zoo magazine – which is obviously a high-brow, culturally-savvy publication with an interesting slant on modern-day feminist issues. And not a tawdry soft-porn rag read entirely by emotional cripples and semi-literate building site employees. Obviously.
Alba went on to recount her experiences with the Hollywood directing fraternity:
"I’m going to have to face it – when a big director who I really respect has an amazing story, it might be necessary to do a nude scene. But I probably couldn’t sleep well at night being naked in a movie. My father would lose his mind."
When asked if she had ever been ‘propositioned’ by a director, Jessica replied:
"Of course I’ve been asked. But – from a really crass point of view – if I just want to fuck somebody, I don’t really want to see him in the morning, much less every day during filming."
In the meantime, fellow starlet Natalie Portman’s sexual shenanigans have yet to be revealed. Not until hecklerspray gets the film developed, anyway.
Read More:
Jessica’s Sexy Maid Woes – Yahoo!
[story by C J Davies]