Comments on: Jennifer Lopez Fell On Her Gigantic Bum On Purpose, Honest

By: JoeMomma

JoeMomma — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 17:58:33 +0000

I’m supprised one of her buttcheeks didn’t pop after the impact.

By: asslover

asslover — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 20:01:04 +0000

we kinda missing her nice body recently ((

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By: magnetite

magnetite — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 18:00:10 +0000

Oh, for f-

I was renting storage space in one of those cheeks. I just hope the piano isn’t damaged.

By: Slickriptide

Slickriptide — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 16:40:14 +0000

Okay, this is just stupid. Did you actually listen to the Ryan Secrest interview? She was joshing around with him. In no way, shape or form was she seriously saying that it was done on purpose.

Way to take her words out of context. Nice reporting! And, J-Lo has a fat ass? Honestly? It must be torture for you to walk down the street and see the horror of all of the ordinary women of the world and their gigantic bulbous asses.

By: Sunny

Sunny — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 16:22:27 +0000

I was quite impressed with her fast bounce up; she rebounded up like her lovely full deriere was made of rubber. Good for her.

By: Max

Max — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 16:11:11 +0000

I am not a fan of J-Lo. In fact do not like her star persona at all. However sir, you are the arse here. What a mean-spirited moron you are.

By: BC

BC — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 14:49:37 +0000

Hilarious! Very entertaining article. Thanks for the laughs. Arse and bumcrack! My new favorite words.
You’re absolutely correct though, she has an immensely huuuge arse! Saying someone has a huge arse doesn’t mean they’re insecure, it just means someone has a huge arse.

By: LC

LC — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 14:36:10 +0000

It takes courage and talent to get up there in the first place. She has too much class to tell you the guys backs were vasalined up for the show. All of us who have or do dance, skate, tumble, or chearlead know that is a risk we are willing to take. We don’t take life so seriously that we aren’t having fun trying new things. I can understand how couch potatoes are clueless.

By: EndlessNameless

EndlessNameless — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 14:24:22 +0000

I agree with Not Necessary. Do I like Lopez? No. Do I think this article is a travesty? Yes. Yes, I do.

Mr. Heritage – Grow up.

By: Tom J

Tom J — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 14:10:59 +0000

This could have been a lot worse than it actually was. Indonesia had to put out a tsunami warning immediately after the impact but thankfully the worst of it had subsided before reaching landfall. Still, near miss.

By: Not Necessary

Not Necessary — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 13:43:17 +0000

Get a life dude. This column is not funny and shows that you have far too much free time. Perhaps you should work on your self esteem. I don’t even like Jennifer Lopez. Nevertheless, as a fellow human being you should treat her better.

By: JHi

JHi — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 13:10:12 +0000

Um… if it was intentional, why send out the media death squads to have every instance of the video removed?

It’s good that her air bags deployed prior to the crash, though. The last thing we need is another senseless tragedy at the AMA. Though, one could argue that American music has become a senseless tragedy, now that rhythm, lyrics and even a tune one could whistle have been all but obliterated from the requirements of what constitutes, “music.”

Awards for cacophony… tragic.

By: EB

EB — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 13:06:16 +0000

She did not fall on purpose!! She did not plan the fall!!! She clearly slipped, and it wasn’t because of the dancer’s sweaty back. And what confirms she didn’t do this on purpose is what she says after the “I planned it” excuse:

“The measure of things is not what happens when you fall, it’s how you recover when you fall.”

You don’t say this kind of things unless it was unplanned. Also, if this was planned, why wasn’t the fall shown on the west coast broadcast?

What an ego maniac!!