Those crazy Hollywood stars, eh? They’ll believe anything! Just check out what wacky Jane Fonda thinks is goin’ on.
Jane Fonda reckons – zany gal that she is – that President Bush may be bad for the country! Honestly… where do these celebrities get their ideas from?
Yakking away on the nightly Donnie Deutsch show, Jane Fonda told the audience:
"I am so frightened for this country and if we don't see change in the mid-term elections… I have grandchildren and I have never in my 68 years been so frightened for what's happening to our country. We're turning the world against us. We're making people who – because their life situations are irrational – hate us in a way that puts us in terrible danger. We're so much less safe than we were and it didn't have to be that way."
Woah! Careful with the spaced-out brainwaves there, Jane! Better keep that tin-foil helmet on standby, right, Jane? Honestly … anyone would think that you were suggesting that current US Foreign Policy is an obscene bloodbath-maker operating with all the tact and grace of a python invading a nursery! And that George W. Bush is a semi-literate dullard leading the world headfirst into Armageddon!
And – as every proud upstanding citizen would tell you – that’s just plain wrong!
But it doesn’t end there! Jane has more to say … this time about the war in Iraq!
"We should have stayed where the terrorists were; we should have focused on Afghanistan, where we lost Osama bin Laden because we didn't have enough men there. And now it's all gone back to where it was almost at the beginning and we still don't have enough people."
Wa-hey! What kinda crazy, woolly-minded thinking is that? Next she’ll be telling us that thousands more innocent people are going to die in what looks like the mere opening stages of a probably-apocalyptic Third World War concerning what dwindling amount of fossil fuel the dying planet has left! And – goshdarn it – that’d just be silly! Of course… every nutjob finds their fanbase! We’re sure that there are countless deluded people out there, who no doubt believe that – seeing as we live in a world of ball-less, arse-kissing microcelebrities whose political awareness stretches about as far as their garden path – Ms. Fonda should be congratulated for taking such an outspoken stance.
But – let’s face it – they’re probably all fucking communists! Now where are the keys to my SUV?
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Frightened Jane Fonda Blasts Bush Over American Security – Hollywood
[story by C J Davies]