One of my favourite celerity couples, Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher, welcomed their second child on Wednesday, November 30th. Ashton announced the birth of their son on his website, also revealing his name: Dimitri Portwood Kutcher.
It’s not my favourite celebrity baby name, but given that the newest Kardashian baby’s name is Dream, I’ll let Dimitri slide. And even though Portwood will forever remind me of that trashy bitch, Amber Portwood, from Teen Mom, I’ll let that slide, too, just because I like Mila that much.
Mila and Ashton also have a two-year-old daughter, Wyatt, so now they’re a cute little family of four, which is absolutely adorable for big That 70’s Show fans like myself. Even though I liked the relationship between Jackie and Hyde more than Jackie and Kelso, I do think it’s absolutely adorable that Jackie and Kelso got married in real life and started making cute little babies.
When That 70’s Show started, Mila was 14 and Ashton was 19 and Ashton was actually Mila’s first kiss ever, and pics like this make my mean little heart swell with warmth knowing that they grew up and ended up together:
And now look at them!:
It’s so cute I could just barf. This is what I like to see: couples from tv shows I like getting together in real life. Now I just need Claire Danes and Jared Leto to get together after all these years and I can finally feel satisfied in life. Oh, and Kate Winslet and Leonardo DiCaprio. I know they weren’t in a show together, but they’ve done two movies and they’re best friends and, let’s be real, the main reason all her marriages keep failing is because she loves Leo is just waiting for him to get all his model banging out of his system, am I right?