OK, that's got to be the lot now, right? Every single person that has ever appeared on television – even for the briefest fraction of a second has given birth to a baby lately – but hopefully Jack Black will be the last for a while.

Because Jack Black has followed in the footsteps of Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt and literally every other person you can think of by becoming the father of a newborn baby boy. And to make things worse, Jack Black isn't even telling us the name of his baby. So we'll make one up – everyone say hello to baby Binkojinkodinkowinko Hatecrime Black.

So you'll already know the list of celebrity parents that have been gushing out babies at such a preposterous speed that we can't help thinking that all these infants are being created for evil cloning purposes and not just to get rich off magazine photoshoots like we previously assumed. But here's the list again, in excruciating detail;

Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow – Moses, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes – Suri, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie – Shiloh Nouvel, Gwen Stefani – Kingston James McGregor, Rachel Weisz – Unnamed Baby Number One, Geri Halliwell – Bluebell Madonna, Brooke Shields – Grier, Woody Harrelson – Makano Ravello, Matt Damon – Isabella. And now we can add Jack Black – Unnamed Baby Number Two to the list.

Jack Black, star of School Of Rock and the 15-month long King Kong remake, revealed that his wife Tanya Haden had given birth to a baby boy on Saturday at the premiere of his new rubbish-looking wrestling film Nacho Libre, and told Us Weekly:

“I’m going to be the best daddy on the planet and I’m going to enter the best daddy competition. And I’m going to win it."

So well done Jack Black for having a baby. Now, let that be the end of it, please.

Read more:

It's a boy for Jack Black and his wife – MSNBC

[story by Stuart Heritage]