As well you know, Jennifer Lopez split up with her fella, Marc Anthony recently, and everyone was so shocked that the UN set up a helpline to stop us all from committing suicide in the streets. It really was an awful time.
It’s about to get worse.
See, Marc Anthony is not happy to just break one celebrity marriage now that he’s been reported to be “inappropriately close” to Jada Pinkett Smith – or, if you prefer, Will Smith’s wife. Oooooooh. Don’t mess with lovely Will Smith.
Apparently, during the filming of their television show HawthoRNe (nope, us neither), everyone spied on them before saying that they were acting very affectionately towards each other.
Almost too affectionate.
Some source from the set says (don’t try saying that if you’ve got a lisp):
“They were a little touchy and like they were in their own little world.”
It appears that these two adults spend time in Anthony’s trailer. Not only that, they ‘frequently talked’ and, worse still, ‘texted’ each other. Why, they may as well have full sex in-front of everyone the filthy buggers.
Of course, this has prompted reports that Will Smith and Jada have separated after 13 years of marriage.
In a joint statement, whipping their hair back and forth, they said:
“Although we are reluctant to respond to these types of press reports, the rumours circulating about our relationship are completely false”
“We are still together, and our marriage is intact.”
And then Carlton did a funny dance for everyone while everyone dreamed of having sex with Will Smith, grabbing hold of his large ears while riding him like a stolen moped.
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