J-Lo to Launch Another Stink

Umm, lovely. Jennifer Lopez is going to release yet another perfume onto a market already more overcrowded than a ladies half-price shoe sale.

Money, money, money, gimme more!!

She didn’t say that. Well, she might have done, but we certainly can’t confirm it.

J-Lo’s brand new fragrance Live follows in the illustrious dribble-steps of her previous efforts Still, Glow and Miami (or Me-ami) Glow.

Here at hecklerspray we’re still partial to a drop of Blue Stratos (Buy), just around the neckline and a dab under the medallion. And that’s not just the guys either.

Jennifer Lopez (Smells) told MTV her new perfume is "upbeat, fruity, floral". Presumably
she threw out ‘depressing, putrid, gangrenous’ at the planning stage.
Pity, because we’re sure Lil’ Kim would have purchased a bottle to help
avoid any unwanted attention during her stay in Sing-Sing.

If you fancy being ripped off by another bottle of J-Lo’s muck you can
buy Live in Boots, Superdrug and on certain specialist market stalls
from September 28th.

Assuming you can’t wait that long, grab Britney Spears’ new fragrance
instead. She launches Fantasy – her follow-up to (bi) Curious - on
September 5th.

Smell like gypo teen spirit or a 35-year old R&B facsimile who dresses like a hooker?

God, wasting thirty-odd quid has gotten so difficult these days.

[story by Chris Laverty]