So, we have another update in the ongoing saga that is Khloe Kardashian’s life. She has recently taken to Instagram to announce that her and Tristan “Third Trimester” Thompson have named their baby girl True Thompson.
Word on the street is that Khloe is so smitten with baby True and in all this baby bliss that she’s probs going to forgive Tristan for his wandering dick ways. Okurrrrr, Khloe. Ugh.
Khloe captioned her room full of balloons Instagram post yesterday:
Our little girl, True Thompson, has completely stolen our hearts and we are overwhelmed with LOVE. Such a blessing to welcome this angel into the family. Mommy and Daddy loooooove you True!
Overall, this sounds like a pretty unified birth announcement, and maybe she’s just putting on a show for Instagram, just like everyone else on the damn planet, but if her forgiveness of Tristan is TRUE (see what I did there?), then Khloe is dumber than every outfit Kylie wore to Coachella this year (seriously, Kylie, wtf happened to your fashion sense these past few years, girl???)
Twitter is obviously having a field day over the fact that Khloe named her daughter True given that Tristan has been anything but, however, according to Kris Jenner’s Instagram post, True is a family name, as her it was Kris’ grandfather’s first name and her dad’s middle name. Meh. I’m still not feeling it. I mean, it’s better than Chicago, but I still prefer Stormi.
At this point, I’m not really sure if I would put it past Khloe to stay with Tristan because, on the bright side, unlike Lamar, he didn’t cheat on her with hookers, and, as far as we know, zero crack was involved in his cheating, so as far as Khloe’s boyfriends go, Tristan cheating on her at 9 months pregnant isn’t even that bad.