Taylor Swift’s hardcore fans are always on the internet posting shit about how great she is, and usually the rest of us don’t take much notice. However, this week one fan’s Twitter post has totally blown up, and in a way that’s great for me, but shitty for Taylor.
A Twitter user and presumable T. Swift lover recently posted a picture of Tay Tay from her “Look What You Made Me Do” with the caption “Name a bitch badder than Taylor Swift” and boy, oh boy, did Twitter respond.
The post has caught the attention of thousands of people, responding with iconic women like Gloria Steinam, Audre Lord, Rosa Parks, Franceska Mann, Malala Yousafzai, and Virginia Woolf, as well as heroic stories of women they know personally, thus proving that almost EVERY bitch is badder than Taylor Swift.
Now, you all know that I fucking hate Taylor Swift, so I, of course, am having a real field day with this. However, my approach to the question goes one of two ways:
- If asked “Who is a badder bitch than Taylor Swift?” I would probably respond with anyone from Lil’ Kim to Rose McGowan to Kate Chopin to the door greeter at the Walmart by my house because she always seems pleasant af even during the Christmas season when Walmart is fucking INSANE. The lady who lives up the street from me gave birth in a drugstore parking lot the other day so she also qualifies as a badder bitch than Taylor. My grade 10 geography teacher who told this kid in my class that she didn’t like him as a person was a waaaaaayyyyy badder bitch than Taylor Swift. The point is, everyone is a badder bitch than Taylor Swift.
- On the other hand, if you asked me to name a bitch badder than Taylor and you mean “bad” by it’s dictionary definition of “poor quality” then I’d say “Lena Dunham and Ann Coulter”.
Either way, someone is badder than Taylor.