By now, you should be back in the office and have run out of hilarious Christmas anecdotes about racist comments made by elderly relatives at the table, or how a pet urinated over the turkey. Like everyone, over-consumption via endless cheese-boards, chocolates and booze made everyone that little bit chubbier than they?d like, come 2012. So how do we combat this?
Whilst some might try and physically try and cry out the fat, others resort to more realistic methods.
Look at any supermarket shelf and you\’ll be able to pick up an exercise DVD featuring completely unqualified instructors. From TOWIE to Babestation, they can all allegedly help us tone our cellulite. If you think it's just the public who buy into fat melting DVD?s, you'd be wrong. Even reality show/model/super-injunction celebrity Imogen Thomas uses them. However, she's been criticised for wanting to do so.
So what has Imogen Thomas done to annoy so many people?
Well, bugger all in our mind, it seems like an overly dramatic reaction to the following, which she posted on that ever-loving oracle, Twitter:
If anything, this blows open the whole debate about what the perfect body should look like. Like loads of questions in the universe such as why birds crap on a car after its just been washed and what's the meaning of life, there's no definitive answer. But then again, Imogen Thomas makes her living from taking her clothes off. She won't want to look like a porker unless she's posing for a specialist magazine, right?
Did people feel sorry for her? No, not really. And as usual, the kind supportive hand of Twitter came out to support her. Maybe they were all Manchester Utd fans. Choice comments included:
?Talk about attention seeking Jesus christtttt.?
Someone else moaned:
?You idiot it’s tweets like that which make young girls think they’re fat when they’re not. Irresponsible tweeting.?
Evidently it seems, the horror of somebody going on a diet after a Christmas binge and wanting to make themselves feel comfortable about their body seemed a shocking prospect. So much so, that Imogen Thomas had to defend her actions again via Twitter. All whilst crying in to a carrot cake and a full fat can of cola:
Christ knows why people had a go at her. Everyone knows that roughly six days into the New Year, everyone fails a diet pan when McDonalds announces their January sale.
EDITOR’S NOTE: MATTHEW LAIDLOW HAS BEEN GIVEN A WRITTEN WARNING FOR SHOWING SIGNS OF SENSITIVITY OVER A NO-MARK LIKE IMOGEN THOMAS. WE APOLOGISE AND PROMISE THAT THIS WON’T HAPPEN AGAIN.