Oh, Chris Brown.? Karma is a bitch, and one that doesn’t take kindly to douchebags at that.? After showing the world how shitty of a person and?boyfriend?he is when he decided to kung foo Rihanna’s face,?he continued his streak of being a crappy significant other with his next relationship.? And it seems like the time has come for karma to rear its head.
Not only has Brown’s girlfriend given him the heave-ho, but according to Chris she also cheated one him with one of his sworn enemies.? The same enemy Rihanna also messes around with from time to time.? Full circle, baby.
Chris Brown has been dating Karrot Train, oh excuse me, Karrueche Tran, on and off for years.? They started pretty soon after the whole Rihanna mess. ?I know, I don’t get it either.? What kind of shitty self esteem issues must Tran have to jump aboard that dick train.? I mean sure, he has money, but he also has anger issues, drinking issues, drug issues, attitude issues, and all around is one big fucking issue with mediocre talent.? But for some reason, Karrueche had no problem being the half dressed idiot on Brown’s arm in between his getting back together with Rihanna.
But since true love died the day that Aaliyah annulled her marriage to R. Kelly, their love was not to last.? Now they have broken up a few times before, but never have they so publicly talked shit as they have now.? Which probably means it’s done for real.? While Chris Brown was performing at Power 106’s Christmas concert, he asked all the thirsty groupies with daddy issues if they were single.? When they resoundingly said OF COURSE, he announced he too was single.? And threw out a “Fuck that bitch.”
That was only the beginning, as these 20 somethings with no sense of privacy decided to take their issues to Instagram.? (Side note, anyone else miss the days of passive aggressive statuses on AIM??You could color coordinate that shit, italicize what you'really want to be noticed.?Showing my age now…)
First Brown posted this:
Oh shit.? Of all the dudes to mess with, for Karrueche to get with Drake is priceless.? These two have hated each other for years, even almost blinded Eva Longoria’s ex husband in a club brawl.? Sure, they made nicey nice for an ESPY skit, but the bromance was not strong enough to last.? And maybe Chris shouldn’t be one to whine about scars.
Karrueche responded all mature and with proper grammar.
I am sorry, Tran, but you somehow didn’t expect to be mistreated by Chris Brown?? He’s fucking CHRIS BROWN! You’re lucky you left with your jawbone in tact.
Well, according to Drake’s people at least, Brown has got the blame going to the wrong dude.? His “unnamed friends” (aka, all the strippers in Atlanta) say that Drake is an ass man, and so he wouldn’t even look twice at Karrueche.? Way to call out her pancake ass, ladies.
Chris Brown goes from o to 180 in seconds flat, so I am super excited to see how this continues to play out.?? Maybe he and Justin Bieber can get together and just implode with utter douchebaggery together.? Oh 2015, please gift that to us.