With nary a piledriver applied or folding?metal chair thrown, WWE?legend, Hulk Hogan,?and his former bestie, radio personality Bubba the Love Sponge, have settled the lawsuit that threatened to destroy their friendship.
The Hulkster filed the suit against the Love Sponge for publicly releasing a?film featuring Mr. Hogan nailing Bubba’s?wife, Heather. Bubba (whose legal name, by the way, is Bubba the Love Sponge Clem) assuaged the Hulkster’s delicate feelings by reading a touching and heartfelt apology during his radio show on Monday, and will repeat it tomorrow. In the statement, he asserts that the Hulk “had no knowledge that he was being taped.” He thought it was just a romantic, private moment between his best friend’s wife and himself.
According to the Hulk,?and confirmed by Bubba, the?action between Heather and the Hulk was suggested by Bubba. In fact, Bubba can?distinctly be heard on the tape encouraging the Hulk and his wife to “do?[their] thing,” while he waited in his office.?Though they are now estranged, Bubba and Heather were happily married at the time of the sex-taping, and filming?Heather with other men was something they were into, as a couple,?at the time.
As romantic as that sounds, if you’re looking to pursue that kind of scene, doesn’t it seems more sensible to?pick up someone at a bar or on a street corner? And call me old-fashioned, but it’s unusual for a man to suggest that his best friend nail his wife, is it not? Especially if his best friend is very likely to have a dick the size of a normal man’s leg (Hulk is 6 foot 7 … so do the math).?Can?Bubba honestly say he was turned on by the sight of that big lumbering half-bald monster boning his?wife?
At the time of the filming, the Hulk was still married to current ex-wife Linda Bollea. In so many words, he has?blamed Linda for this extra-marital dalliance, saying that she was “verbally and emotionally abusive.” Again,?keep in mind, this dude is 6 foot 7 inches tall and roughly 300 pounds. Also, he’s apparently a huge pussy.
All else aside, the best part of the tape, which cannot go unmentioned,?is that mid-B.J., the Hulk’s phone rings and he?pauses the action to check to see if it’s his son, Nick, from whom he is expecting a call …?and the ringtone on?his phone is a song performed by his daughter, Brooke.
The Hulk may be an idiotic cartoon character who’s pushing sixty, but this man won two consecutive Royal Rumbles back in the day. Bubba should have known better than to mess with his shit. Hopefully they can kiss and make up, and their friendship will weather the storm better than their marriages did.