Holly Willoughby loves wearing sexy underwear. This is because it makes her feel more confident about herself. That’s all any of us want isn’t it? A confident Holly Willoughby. That’s what keeps the Earth turning.
She’s admitted that putting on raunchy lingerie always makes her feel more confident about herself and yet, despite all this talk, she’s still about as sexy as a pair of cycling shorts.
So inoffensive and milktoasty is our Holly, you could stand her in the middle of an orgy and she’s be as pleasant and as unfazed as a Blue Peter presenter on a ward filled with terminally ill-children. We’re legally obliged to make reference to her bosom at this juncture.
Holly says, for some inexplicable reason:
“I’ve always found that if you dress sexy, you feel sexy. Underwear has got a lot to do with it. It can make you feel sexy even if you’re wearing jeans and a baggy jumper.
“Also, I don’t know whether this makes you sexy or not, but I think one of the most important things is being content and knowing when you’ve got a good thing and enjoying it at the time.
“But doesn’t everyone feel at their sexiest when they’re having sex?!”
Holly Willoughby has clearly never had sex with someone as repugnant as someone from Team Spreezy. There’s so little chance of anyone feeling in the postcode of ‘sexy’ when faced with our collective naked torso.
Seriously. It’s like melted chocolate running down the side of a burst sofa.
Talking to Cosmopolitan magazine (cheers for the award – we still don’t really know what gets you up in the morning) she continued in her quest to talk about sex and relationships:
“You have to make time for each other. You have to still go out together and really talk about stuff. We’ll go down to our local pub, or to the cinema.
“Or if we can’t get a babysitter, it’s a case of putting the kids to bed, then we’ll sit down to eat. Dan’s [her husband] a real social butterfly and loves going out, which is good because I just go, ‘Come on, let’s sit on the sofa’, all the time – which we do a lot, by the way.”
So there you have it. Buy expensive underwear, have sex, but also go out. And stay-in.
That kind of relationship advice is absolute gold-dust isn’t it? Next week, Holly talks at great length about the Pope’s religious persuasion and the places where bears defecate.