LeAnn Rimes, who looks a bit like Mad Magazine’s mascot Alfred E. Neuman in a Miss Piggy wig, would like to draw attention to her breasts if you have a moment to spare. You see, the singer who has re-entered the public’s imagination by having sex with someone new, is having her busters pointed at and talked about.
That’s right. While she was on holiday in Mexico (presumably for the sun as opposed to the smack), paps took pictures of her while she was wearing a bikini… and well… her jugs seemed to be fuller than usual.
So, she’s either pregnant, been eating a lot or, aah! Of course! She’s had a boob-job, right? Well, that’s the rumour doing the rounds anyway.
Mercifully for everyone’s sanity (because we absolutely MUST know about LeAnn Rimes’ tits), the singer was on hand to tweet away about the things no-one is muttering about.
Rimes tweeted:
“The rumors are true….Eddie got chest implants….ok, there FINE :)”
Oooh! That’s a reference to her new fiance who is called Eddie Cibrian. She’s the one she fell in love with while she was still with someone else who likes his women to look like fictional cartoon mascots.
That’s not stopped sources coming out and talking about LeAnn’s chest.
“She recently got a boob job. She’s always, always been insecure about her size. She was a small A-cup.
“She often talked about wanting to get implants. She’d say, ‘I just want a little bit so they’re proportionate to my body’.”
In a lovely move, it seems that Rimes got the number for a surgeon from Cibrian… the same one that his ex, Brandi Glanville used. The same woman that Rimes openly loathes.
That’s just great isn’t it?
Anyway, there you have it. We’ve now planted the thought of Alfred E. Neuman, cupping some new knockers in your face and singing bad country ballads, in your minds.
Thank us later.
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