Heidi Klum has a new television show which sounds incredible. Seriously. Television is about to make a giant leap forward into unknown, daring new territory with Seriously Funny Kids, which chronicles the pant-soakingly hilarious things children say out loud from their snot-caked little mouth holes.
Klum, who is charisma incarnate and not in any way duller than mop water, stars in the unscripted series which features the model interacting with children and prodding them until they say something suitably funny. It is not clear whether Klum will be required to smile during the show.
However, while Klum really loves stupid children, there’s one thing that really sticks a sickle through her pickle… and that’s swearing. Y’know? Like saying ‘fuck’.
Klum, talking to a magazine like it had learning difficulties, slowly mouthed:
?When we're around the children, we really make a point in our family to not curse or say potty words,?
?My husband and I try our best to make sure our kids are proper and have good manners. They?re already saying things that they shouldn?t be saying at their age.?
Of course they are. They meet other children and they just love a good swear don’t they?
Klum continued, talking about her eldest daughter
?Leni will sometimes come home and say, ?What the?,? and I say, ?Leni, ?What the?? isn't a sentence. It's inappropriate and you can't say it.??
Klum probably mutters “you little shit” under her breath as her daughter flounces off screaming “I HATE YOU! YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND ME!”
But wait! Klum isn’t a complete android!
?I'm not saying I'm a saint by any means! When I'm with grown-ups and we're out, I curse sometimes and we say some inappropriate things. But when we're at home, my husband and I try our best to make sure our children are proper and have good manners.?
Is swearing worse than repeating yourself? In fact, it isn’t surprising that her children swear. When daddy, who happens to be Seal (the singer, not the animal) starts crooning around the house, it must be nigh-on impossible not to say ‘what the fuck?!’
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