Look at this picture of esteemed ‘spray editorman, Stuart Heritage. He’s coming down off bad drugs after losing his lid at Wanky Balls festival back in 1994. He ingested a load of fermented mandrake root while dancing (badly) to Kula Shaker and Echobelly.
Wanky Whatnow? You probably didn’t realise that Wanky Balls is what The Big Chill used to be called. It’s true.
The Independent newspaper told us so. And they’re right. We were there. All of us. For definite. Watching Heritage puke his ring after a dose of the wrongs.
Oh wait.
Yep. It’s all a load of bollocks because The Indy got it badly wrong after trusting the dodgiest of sources – Wikipedia. God. We’d never do that. We’d never cut and paste huge chunks of half baked rumours written by idiots and try and pass them off as facts every single day.
No way.
Here’s a clipping of the offending article and Bitterwallet (who have some really stupid writers with even dafter names) have a link to the screengrab of the Wikipedia page which caused all the bother in the first place.
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