Daniel Radcliffe seems like a nice chap doesn’t he? That’s despite that fact he got naked once and showed everyone his ghastly, sinewy, gym-honed body which made him look like a pale He-Man figure (didn’t see it? Click here at your peril).
How does someone get the confidence to derobe before the public’s eyes? Easy. Get absolutely hammered ’til your liver starts to hurt.
See, what you didn’t know about the Harry Potter star is that he had a drink-problem. These days, he’s tee-total. The odd thing about that is, is that he’s no more or less interesting than he was when he was hitting the sauce with an impressive regularity.
Radcliffe says:
“I became so reliant on alcohol to enjoy stuff. There were a few years there when I was just so enamoured with the idea of living some sort of famous person?s lifestyle that really isn't suited to me.
“I really got away with that because there were many instances when a paparazzi shot like that could have been taken.”
Drinking to have a good time? That’s wimpish talk. The hecklerspray writers drink heavily to become more maudlin than when we’re sober. Still, Radcliffe seems irritatingly happy now.
“I'm actually enjoying the fact I can have a relationship with my girlfriend where I'm really pleasant and I'm not fucking up totally all the time. As much as I would love to be a person that goes to parties and has a couple of drinks and has a nice time, that doesn't work for me.
“I do that very unsuccessfully. I'd just rather sit at home and read, or talk to somebody that makes me laugh. There's no shame in enjoying the quiet life. And that's been the realisation of the past few years for me.”
PARDON?! There’s no shame in enjoying the quiet life?! That is utterly appalling, shame-filling talk! We want our celebrities to be jaundiced and in a constant state of disrepair, falling face-first out of nightclubs and being sick into their expensive clutch bags!
Radcliffe. You have some work to do. Get addicted to sexy auto-asphyxia or something! Or heroin! ANYTHING! PLEASE! WE NEED TO WRITE ABOUT YOU WHILE THAT STUPID DEATHLY HALLOWS PT 2 COMES OUT! DON’T MAKE US EARN OUR ARTICLES!
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