A dominant role in society is something that everybody craves. As you're reading this, you\’ll be imagining who the head honcho is in your boring office job, group of friends or members in the AA club.
What kind of person becomes a leader? Is it the bloke who makes all sorts of hilarious wisecracks? Or that weird looking sod who never gets involved, but always offers sound advice?
But who cares about real life people when there are celebs everywhere! Are we concerned that we?ll never meet them after spending thousands of pounds on travel so we can gawp at them? Of course not. So who's scorching hot and who's totally not? According to InStyle the top honour has gone to someone who can't feed herself properly. Not Paris Hilton, but Harper Seven Beckham.
According to InStyle – something we've never heard of, probably because we ain't got no style – some baby is more powerful than the likes of Justin Bieber and Rihanna?
But why?s this? Surely it can't be because Harper Seven Beckham popped out of a famous person?s vagina? It might seem unfair on everyone else, but small infant children do seem to be powerful folk. Just look at future scientologist queen Suri Cruiuse. She'll no doubt lead an abnormal life believing that aliens came out of volcanoes or something.
So what gives about Harper Seven Beckham? Because she's a baby the ability of walking, talking and eating solid foods will be quite a challenge.
But perhaps she's magic in other ways. Babies have a habit of pooing everywhere, so we're going out on a limb and believing that Victoria and David Beckham have a child that craps its demands out in its nappies.
IN SAFFRON.
Christians go mental when Jesus H Christ appears as mould on a slab of cheese, so we can only imagine that Harper Seven Beckham has enchanting and delightful dumps.
SAFFRON MADE OUT OF GOLD.
But it isn't just one tiny tot that is making giant waves at the top of the list; a whole load of the swines took prominent positions:
Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale?s sons Zuma, three, and Kingston Rossdale, five, took second and third place in the power rankings, while Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes?s five-year-old girl, Suri, was ranked fourth.
It appears that already young and hardworking celebs are taking a hammering from infants who haven't realised they've been given a stupid name. Nobody knows if Harper Seven Beckham will grow up to be a lollipop lady or the women who does the sign language for TV shows late at night (what? The greatest, most hard working woman on Earth? Ed), but rest assured, she’s already considerably more powerful than you.
In fact, Harper shortly to become our now ruler, we're going to emulate her highness and take a preemptive strike by changing our middle names to a meaningless number. Your suggestions are most welcome.
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