While I’m sure you’re all familiar with ageless babe/eternal hot mess/babbling lunatic Halle Berry, you younger folk might not be familiar with former wrestling superstar, Ric Flair a.k.a. the gold mess featured above.
Ric was a somewhat big deal in the wrestling world back in the 90s, but nowadays no one other than hardcore wrestling fans know or give a fuck who he is, but I guess he wants to change that, because he recently did a radio interview where he claimed to have banged Halle Berry.
So Ric Flair did a radio interview this week, which in reality might have actually just been a podcast with a bunch of wrestling nerds in one of their mom’s basements.
He got to talking about his once lucrative sex life back in the 90s when he was a ‘superstar’, and referred to having sex with him as ‘riding Space Mountain’, which is completely disturbing and will 100% prevent me from riding the real Space Mountain when I go to Disneyworld next year.
Ric was bragging about how back in the 90s he banged a ton of famous babes, and of course, the interviewers (or as you know them, Steve and Josh, the greasy late-20-somethings who work as managers at the McDonald’s by your house and play Magic cards together during lunch break) pressed him to reveal who had ridden ‘Space Mountain’.
Ric responded:
Several dozens. Do you want me to start with Halle Berry or what? She was in Atlanta and just got divorced from David Justice.
Just for reference, this is Ric Flair in the 90s after Halle Berry divorced David Justice:
And this is Halle Berry during the same time:
So…yeah…right away you might find it hard to believe that one of the most desirable women of the 90s hooked up with the poor man’s Shawn ‘The Heartbreak Kid’ Michaels.
It didn’t take long for Halle to hear about Ric’s ridiculous claim and let the world know she didn’t even know who that motherfucker was:
There is NO truth to this! Halle has literally never even heard of him let alone met him. A man doesn’t get to sexualize and lie about a woman he’s never met to better himself or his name. It’s offensive, demeaning and beyond misogynistic.
9 times out of 10 I would believe anyone over Halle Berry because I legitimately think that woman is exhausting and insane, but this is LITERALLY that 1 time I believe Halle Berry.
P.S. Today’s theme was obviously people who are not here for other people’s shit. Hope you picked up on that.