Comments on: Good News, Shrieking Idiots: Robert Pattinson Can’t Get A Date

By: KungxFu

KungxFu — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 21:51:15 +0000

Haha that was pure quality

By: MarJola89

MarJola89 — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 18:01:40 +0000

I CAN’T GET A DATE TOO

By: JoeMomma

JoeMomma — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 20:37:40 +0000

halo

Thats not a bad observation. I guess thats why there’s a weird cycle of horror movies. Because I remember fo the longest time (1990-1995) it seemed like a lack of horror movies. Then there was a glut of them, then it tapered off again.

I’ve noticed this year has had a TON of horror movies.

Oh man, we’re gonna be banned from Hecklerspray now because we are rasing the collective intelligence. (Minus any spelling errors)

By: halo

halo — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 15:34:32 +0000

Joe Momma
Global recession fuels the need to escapism. Reality (ha!) TV isn’t it. Since its scripted and hardly reality,
Funny, you mention American TV shows from the late 90′s, created during another recession in the US.
Interview… was written by Ann Rice- wait for it- during the 70′s recession. I think she wrote most of it in a gas line.

Recession = vampires.

Actually, if we did some checking I bet most of the vampire/werewolf movies came out during fiscally hard times. American Werewolf also comes to mind.

By: halo

halo — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 15:28:00 +0000

I concur David. R Pattz is in the “too hot to be straight” category for sure. That said, though, I will still love some.
One can hope!

By: JoeMomma

JoeMomma — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 13:41:10 +0000

Isn’t anyone tired of the romanticisim of vampires? Wasn’t there a bunch of people in the 90′s doing live action vamipre roleplaying. I always wondered where you rolled the dice if you did that?

Anyways, really…

Interview with a Vampire (books and movies)
Buffy/Angel (that was ok)
now this Twilight stuff?

Ugh, BORRRRRING!

Even the whole goth/vamp thing is boring. Have you ever actually taken a look at those girls. I’m worried about becoming a heroin addict or catching a disease by just standing close to them.

By: Wembly Fraggle

Wembly Fraggle — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 12:44:12 +0000

OMG, Ima Fox – you are clearly SOOOO jealous of Stuart Heritage!
I’m the same – everything that I express a dislike or disapproval of or mock humorously in any way is based on jealousy. I am jealous of Jay-Z, Hitler, hoemopathy, the sitcom ‘My Family’, prawn cocktail flavoured crisps, Shania Twain, flip-flops and rose wine.

I am especially envious of aubergines. The lucky, bulbous, vegetabley sods.

By: magnetite

magnetite — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 10:33:37 +0000

Here’s a new take on vampires for you. They’re human/vegetable hybrids who have to take in nutrients from blood as they can’t photosynthesise any more. That’s why a stake through the heart works: it reminds them of their tuberous roots.

‘Sparkling’ during the day isn’t a new take, it’s the wishful fantasy of someone who should have taken the teddies from her bed a long time ago.

By: Jo

Jo — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 10:06:39 +0000

Here, here Ima Fox. I ain’t a teenager by any means, but I actually enjoyed the movie although don’t intend to read the book. I thought the movie quite an interesting new take on vampires. I think you are right about the jealousy Ima!

By: Ima Fox

Ima Fox — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 04:16:44 +0000

Such jealousy!! And I know plenty of women in their 20′s and 30′s who think he is a very good actor, loved the books and the movie…they just don’t go out screaming at him. Dreaming of him…yes…..screaming….no. Women love his hair just like when Elvis appeared on the scene, or the Beatles, or James Dean, and you probably are well on your way to bald. Envy is your name.

By: David Scarborough

David Scarborough — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 19:23:42 +0000

It’s going to be hilarious when he comes out.

By: Stuart Heritage

Stuart Heritage — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 18:40:33 +0000

Thanks. I’m blushing like a schoolgirl.

By: halo

halo — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 17:46:51 +0000

Ok, I hate the Twilight books, they suck. Bella is as annoying as being left on hold for an hour to the sounds of two ballons being rubbed together.
That said, I would love me some R Pattz.
Signed,
Definetlynotateenagergirlwithbladderandacneproblemsbutgingercan’twinemall

By: gilbert wham

gilbert wham — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 16:48:32 +0000

Quite possibly your best Twilight post to date. Excellent work.