Slugs, snails, puppy dog’s tails, and burlesque stars in drag. That’s what the baby shower for Fergie’s impending bundle of joy was made from.?
The singer dubbed it her ‘gayby’ shower, which immediately takes pride of place next to ‘chillax’ and ‘crunk’ as hybrid words that should never be uttered by any sane person, ever. Apart from the questionable name, it looked pretty damn fun for a party dedicated to something as boring as a baby.
Fergie, who’s been pregnant for what feels like the past three years, is expecting a boy with husband Josh Duhamel. Pause for gratuitous topless photo…
…and continue. The shower was thrown by four of Fergie’s gay best friends, which is what most sources are crediting for the name ‘Gayby shower’. The theme was reported to be ‘tropical’, but Kelly Osbourne posted a photo on Instagram of her watching a drag queen sprawled out on a table, so that’s probably just what she told her grandparents. Everyone knows that you can’t watch a burlesque drag show without copious amounts of alcohol, so guests also apparently knocked back Patron Ferg-aritas, vodka ‘Hot Mamma’ cocktails and Fergie’s own brand of wine. I like to imagine Fergie also brews moonshine in her bathtub in her spare time.
Well, aren’t those are some scary-ass eyebrows. If there’s one way to guarantee that your young single friends turn up to your baby shower, it’s by offering them decent booze and men in short dresses. Speaking of friends, as well as the aforementioned Kelly Osbourne, guests included Adam Lambert, Lance Bass, Perez Hilton and RuPaul. If you don’t think drinking tequila with RuPaul sounds like the most perfect way to spend a Sunday, then you are wrong.
They haven’t revealed a due date, probably because the world is still too caught up in where they can buy Prince George’s onesies and how often he spits up to bother about any other mildly famous rugrats. ?Still, we can look forward to whatever ridiculous name they come up with for Baby Boy Duhamal. Personally, I hope they take a leaf from will.i.am’s book and have it include some form of punctuation.