Sarah Silverman is definitely onto something with her description of the “Perfect Night” in her new music video spoof. Alternating between video vixen-sexpot and her characteristic quirky-dorky, Sarah claims that her perfect night would be to: “Stay at home, order in, watch a movie, then masturbate.” It’s hard to argue with that. And when she adds [...]

Sarah Silverman’s Perfect Night Involves Bong Hits and Masturbating was originally published in HecklerSpray

Lennon. Dylan. Hendrix. Bowie. These are just some of the musical legends that ‘Tanning Mom’ Patricia Krentcil is reminiscent of in her debut music video. A video so deep that it speaks to the viewer on a personal level, moving them to see the world around them in a new light. A melody so haunting, [...]

Prepare To Need Therapy After Watching Tan Mom’s Music Video was originally published in HecklerSpray

Last night’s Billboard Awards Show was pretty tedious … but, if you stuck with it, there were a few good moments here and there. Justin Bieber was booed by the audience and didn’t even cry. Nicki Minaj and her giant ass gave Lil’ Wayne a lap dance. Miguel literally cold-cocked a fan. The dude from A-Ha joined Pitbull [...]

6 Least Mind-Numbing Moments from the Billboard Awards was originally published in HecklerSpray

Twitter near enough exploded with congratulations when multiple sources came forward to claim that Beyonce and Mr Beyonce were once again expecting the pitter-patter of tiny feet. The woman herself was apparently not so thrilled.  Rather than a simple ‘yes or no’ answer, Beyonce decided that the best way to address the rumours was in [...]

Beyonce Is Not Happy With You Discussing Her Uterus was originally published in HecklerSpray

No wait, don’t keep scrolling. It’s about time that as a society, we embraced the ugly truth. Kanye West isn’t as bad as we once thought.  Much like mould on a fine cheese, Yeezy is growing on us, and although it may seem like an icky idea, you’ll be glad it did in the long [...]

Admit It, You Kind Of Like Kanye West was originally published in HecklerSpray

Last night, the wee section of the twit-O-sphere that digs both hip hop and British period dramas, wet its collective pants over Diddy’s announcement that he had become a series regular on Downton Abbey. But, alas, it was all in jest … Diddy, that jokester, was just promoting his new Funny Or Die video. In the [...]

Diddy Goes Downtown, the First Black Dude to Rock the Abbey was originally published in HecklerSpray

In a move that would have been frowned-upon a mere three years ago, Maxim has named Miley Cyrus as Number 1 in their annual Hot 100 list. That’s quite a bump up from her spot at No.68 in last year’s list, although she has had an entire year to earn a few more million dollars [...]

Miley Cyrus Reminds You That It’s Now Legal To Stare At Her Butt Cheeks was originally published in HecklerSpray

Andy Samberg and his pals, Akiva Schaffer and Jorma Taccone, who together form the epic band, The Lonely Island, should probably be deified for their newest piece of gold, “Spring Break Anthem.” The frenzied video juxtaposes the time-honored rowdiness of spring break with the joyful planning and tender consummation of gay marriage. It makes zero sense, but it’s hilarious. The [...]

Andy Samberg’s Lonely Island Crew Makes Magic With “Spring Break Anthem” was originally published in HecklerSpray

Jonah Falcon is not terribly handsome (that’s him there, to the right). Nor does he give the impression of being particularly bright or charming or talented. He does, however, have one rather sizable claim to fame. Jonah has an absolutely massive MASSIVE dick. Nine inches limp and 13.5 inches hard, to be exact. Or as Jonah describes it “longer than [...]

Man With The World’s Biggest Dick Releases World’s Most Amazing(ly Awful) Music Video was originally published in HecklerSpray

Despite offering a series of nonsensical excuses for her actions, hip hop star Lauryn Hill has been sentenced to three months in prison for failing to pay a colossal amount of money in income taxes over the past decade. She will also be under house arrest for an additional three months and parole supervision for a [...]

Shut the Hell Up, Lauryn Hill. And Pay Your Taxes Like Everyone Else was originally published in HecklerSpray

The theme of the 2013 Met Gala was “PUNK: Chaos to Couture” – and yet not one person showed up with safety pin through their lip and  ’Never Mind The Bollocks’ scribbled in marker pen across their bare chest. Congratulations Miley Cyrus, you are now completely useless. Unless there’s a secret branch of punk that [...]

The 2013 Met Gala Would Make Sid Vicious Turn In His Grave was originally published in HecklerSpray

Helen Mirren is a great actress with a good sense of humor, a fantastic rack, and, evidently, a bit of a temper. Last weekend, when her highly acclaimed theatrical performance as Queen Elizabeth II in “The Audience” was interrupted by loud drumming outside the theater, a pissed-off Helen dashed right out … wig, pearls, and all … and told the drummers [...]

Helen Mirren is a Royal Badass was originally published in HecklerSpray

Grab your cousin-wife and fry up some squirrel because June ‘Mama’ Shannon and Mike ‘Sugar Bear’ Thompson –  rural Georgia’s answer to Brangelina - got hitched this weekend in all their camouflaged glory.  It’s every bit as white trash as you’re imagining it. The ‘Here Comes Honey Boo Boo’ power couple met in an internet chat [...]

No Amount Of Camouflage Can Hide Honey Boo Boo’s Family was originally published in HecklerSpray

It was recently announced that everyone’s favorite Beach Boy, John Stamos, will host a new series in which celebrities are reunited with their first bang, cleverly called “Losing My Virginity With John Stamos.” The concept for the show, which will debut next year on Yahoo, was developed as a result of John’s own unplanned reunion with his firstie, and the [...]

John Stamos’ Pervy New Show Is Doomed was originally published in HecklerSpray

If you need a reminder of why the Beastie Boys rule, just watch this short interview with them from nearly 30 years ago. In the interview, the Boys blast critics who call them “rappers for the suburbs,” describe touring with Madonna, and reveal that sometimes they like a little “def jam” on their toast. In 1985, at the time of [...]

Rare Beastie Boys Interview Reveals Surprising Maturity for Frat Rappers was originally published in HecklerSpray