HecklerSpray http://www.hecklerspray.com Grown Up Gossip & Internet Villainy Wed, 30 Jul 2014 19:35:06 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.9.1 Jennifer Garner Hates Bromances http://www.hecklerspray.com/jennifer-garner-hates-bromances/2014109424.php?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=jennifer-garner-hates-bromances http://www.hecklerspray.com/jennifer-garner-hates-bromances/2014109424.php#respond Wed, 30 Jul 2014 19:35:06 +0000 http://www.hecklerspray.com/?p=109424 I know Ben Affleck is supposedly reaching his “respectable peak” now with his career, doing serious shit like Argo and all, but I kind of miss old Affleck.  The funny guy who had a little booze bloat to his face, had a pretty open love for dancers in g-strips and pasties, and wasn’t above a dick joke [...]

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Orlando Bloom Tried To Bitch Slap Justin Bieber http://www.hecklerspray.com/orlando-bloom-tried-bitch-slap-justin-bieber/2014109402.php?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=orlando-bloom-tried-bitch-slap-justin-bieber http://www.hecklerspray.com/orlando-bloom-tried-bitch-slap-justin-bieber/2014109402.php#comments Wed, 30 Jul 2014 16:08:38 +0000 http://www.hecklerspray.com/?p=109402 Some mornings, I wake up and the sun seems to be shining extra bright.  Today was one of those mornings thanks to the news that Orlando Bloom tried to do what the rest of the world has wanted to for years- he attempted to knock Justin Bieber the hell out. Of course, this was a [...]

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Lana Del Rey is Apparently Really Bad in Bed http://www.hecklerspray.com/lana-del-rey-apparently-really-bad-bed/2014109395.php?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=lana-del-rey-apparently-really-bad-bed http://www.hecklerspray.com/lana-del-rey-apparently-really-bad-bed/2014109395.php#comments Sun, 27 Jul 2014 17:11:20 +0000 http://www.hecklerspray.com/?p=109395 A part of me is starting to think that, while Lana Del Rey really wants to be the female version of Kurt Cobain, she’s kind of becoming the female version of Kanye West: every time she gives an interview she spews a bunch of eye roll inducing garbage. Her interview with Complex magazine was no [...]

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The 50 Shades of Grey Movie Actually Looks Kind of Hot http://www.hecklerspray.com/50-shades-grey-movie-actually-looks-kind-hot/2014109391.php?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=50-shades-grey-movie-actually-looks-kind-hot http://www.hecklerspray.com/50-shades-grey-movie-actually-looks-kind-hot/2014109391.php#respond Sat, 26 Jul 2014 19:51:12 +0000 http://www.hecklerspray.com/?p=109391 So, a couple of years ago, I did that stupid thing that all females at the time were doing: I read “Fifty Shades of Grey”. I thought the writing was atrocious and the characters were really fucking stupid (No one says “Later Babes” or “Holy Cow”), but it was essentially porn for chicks, so I [...]

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http://www.hecklerspray.com/50-shades-grey-movie-actually-looks-kind-hot/2014109391.php/feed 0 The 50 Shades of Grey Movie Actually Looks Kind of Hot The highly anticipated "Fifty Shades of Grey" trailer has finally been released and, dare I say, it actually looks like it might be pretty hot? celeb,celebrities,celebrity,celebrity news,dakota johnson,fifty shades of grey,jamie doran,sex
Nicki Minaj is the Picture of Pure Class on Her Single Cover http://www.hecklerspray.com/nicki-minaj-picture-pure-class-single-cover/2014109411.php?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=nicki-minaj-picture-pure-class-single-cover http://www.hecklerspray.com/nicki-minaj-picture-pure-class-single-cover/2014109411.php#respond Sat, 26 Jul 2014 15:46:18 +0000 http://www.hecklerspray.com/?p=109411 Nicki Minaj isn’t really known for being modest or shy with her body (bitch takes more topless selfies than Justin Bieber), but the artwork for her new single, “Anaconda” is a little much, even for Nicki. She’s clearly taking the whole “Baby Got Back” line “My anaconda don’t want none unless you got buns, hun” [...]

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Calvin Klein is Lowering it’s Standards with Justin Bieber http://www.hecklerspray.com/calvin-klein-lowering-standards-justin-bieber/2014109393.php?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=calvin-klein-lowering-standards-justin-bieber http://www.hecklerspray.com/calvin-klein-lowering-standards-justin-bieber/2014109393.php#comments Fri, 25 Jul 2014 22:46:25 +0000 http://www.hecklerspray.com/?p=109393 Calvin Klein is one of my all-time favourite labels. Their clothes, underwear, and fragrances are legendary, so you’d think they’d get someone equally as iconic to represent them and be their spokesperson? Well, in the words of Squints from “The Sandlot”: If you was thinkin’ you wouldn’ta thought that. Yep, Justin Bieber is their new [...]

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