HecklerSpray http://www.hecklerspray.com Grown Up Gossip & Internet Villainy Fri, 19 Dec 2014 20:10:34 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=4.0.1 Azealia Banks Needs to Calm the Hell Down http://www.hecklerspray.com/azealia-banks-needs-calm-hell/2014110500.php http://www.hecklerspray.com/azealia-banks-needs-calm-hell/2014110500.php#respond Fri, 19 Dec 2014 20:10:34 +0000 http://www.hecklerspray.com/?p=110500 For a little while, Azealia Banks had it all: she was a critically acclaimed up-and-coming rapper, she was hot, her song “212” was one of the hottest jams of 2012 (and it still remains my JAM), and she was bitchy-ass Karl Largerfield’s muse, performing at Chanel shows and shit. Then she started acting like a [...]

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The Sex Tape of Your Nightmares if Coming http://www.hecklerspray.com/sex-tape-nightmares-coming/2014110479.php http://www.hecklerspray.com/sex-tape-nightmares-coming/2014110479.php#respond Wed, 17 Dec 2014 02:03:05 +0000 http://www.hecklerspray.com/?p=110479 I hope you guys saved your receipts, because you’re all going to need to return whatever bullshit gifts you bought for people because a true Christmas miracle is upon us! The suicide rates will NOT be going up this holiday season, because the best Christmas film since “The Muppet Christmas Carol” is upon us! That’s right, a [...]

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Taylor Swift Had the Best 25th Birthday of All-Time http://www.hecklerspray.com/taylor-swift-best-25th-birthday-time/2014110481.php http://www.hecklerspray.com/taylor-swift-best-25th-birthday-time/2014110481.php#respond Mon, 15 Dec 2014 23:34:05 +0000 http://www.hecklerspray.com/?p=110481   Taylor Swift might sing about some relatable shit that people love, but in real life there is nothing relatable about Taylor Swift. Everything she does is pretty go big or go home, and that includes her 25th birthday. The above pic is from her birthday party, which included supermodel Karlie Kloss, girl group HAIM, [...]

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Hayden Panettiere’s Baby was Not an Elf OR a Giant http://www.hecklerspray.com/hayden-panettieres-baby-not-elf-giant/2014110485.php http://www.hecklerspray.com/hayden-panettieres-baby-not-elf-giant/2014110485.php#respond Mon, 15 Dec 2014 20:29:54 +0000 http://www.hecklerspray.com/?p=110485 After being pregnant for what seems like a million years, Hayden Panettiere and her fiancé, Wladimir Klitschko, finally welcomed their baby last week. Even though Hayden is some sort of sprite creature and Wladimir is clearly a giant or an ogre of some kind, reports are coming in that their daughter was born 100% human [...]

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Miley Cyrus Just Got Grosser http://www.hecklerspray.com/miley-cyrus-just-got-grosser/2014110452.php http://www.hecklerspray.com/miley-cyrus-just-got-grosser/2014110452.php#respond Wed, 10 Dec 2014 03:37:12 +0000 http://www.hecklerspray.com/?p=110452 After Twerk-gate 2013, many thought Miley Cyrus has reached rock bottom.   She had already taken off all her clothes and humped machinery, she wore an adult latex diaper and humped a Canadian singer about to enter D list status, so really how much lower could she go? Well excuse me for not knowing how deep [...]

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Even Gross Leonardo DiCaprio Can Takes 20 Bitches Home http://www.hecklerspray.com/even-gross-leonardo-dicaprio-can-takes-20-bitches-home/2014110459.php http://www.hecklerspray.com/even-gross-leonardo-dicaprio-can-takes-20-bitches-home/2014110459.php#comments Tue, 09 Dec 2014 21:57:58 +0000 http://www.hecklerspray.com/?p=110459 Back in the day, (and literally like a year ago) Leonardo DiCaprio was a timeless hunk to end all timeless hunks. Now? He’s gained some weight, has an unsuccessful man bun, and his face looks like Demi Moore’s crotch via 1983 (I feel like this isn’t the first time I’m referenced Demi Moore’s luscious early-80’s [...]

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