HecklerSpray http://www.hecklerspray.com Grown Up Gossip & Internet Villainy Sun, 23 Nov 2014 23:14:24 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=4.0.1 When Rich White Ladies Attack- Gwyneth vs Martha http://www.hecklerspray.com/rich-white-ladies-attack-gwyneth-vs-martha/2014110349.php http://www.hecklerspray.com/rich-white-ladies-attack-gwyneth-vs-martha/2014110349.php#respond Sun, 23 Nov 2014 23:14:24 +0000 http://www.hecklerspray.com/?p=110349 The ongoing battle between Gwyneth Paltrow and Martha Stewart is both hilarious and so white it’s blinding.  While rappers shoot each other, and rock stars use their fists and sleep with the wives of their enemies, apparently rich privileged ladies make passive aggressive desserts and put them to print. Damn, I guess when your livelihood is making [...]

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People Magazine Got Shit Right This Year http://www.hecklerspray.com/people-magazine-got-shit-right-year/2014110327.php http://www.hecklerspray.com/people-magazine-got-shit-right-year/2014110327.php#comments Fri, 21 Nov 2014 03:17:48 +0000 http://www.hecklerspray.com/?p=110327 It’s been rough for People’s “Sexiest Man Alive” to be taken seriously ever since their epic mistake in 2011 (Fuck you, Cooper).  But last year they started to get their street cred back by giving it to Adam Levine, and this year it’s been awarded to Thor himself, Chris Hemsworth. Though there are many still [...]

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No More Special Brownies For The Smith Kids http://www.hecklerspray.com/special-brownies-smith-kids/2014110311.php http://www.hecklerspray.com/special-brownies-smith-kids/2014110311.php#respond Thu, 20 Nov 2014 04:35:32 +0000 http://www.hecklerspray.com/?p=110311 If the world needed any more proof that Scientology breeds bat shit crazy, they need look no further than Jaden and Willow Smith.   As if being a teenager doesn’t automatically make you enough of a ridiculous ignorant ass, these two show us just how far down the rabbit hole one can go with enough money [...]

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Bill Cosby is a Rapist: Deal With It http://www.hecklerspray.com/david-letterman-ditches-rapey-bill-cosby/2014110283.php http://www.hecklerspray.com/david-letterman-ditches-rapey-bill-cosby/2014110283.php#comments Wed, 19 Nov 2014 20:10:19 +0000 http://www.hecklerspray.com/?p=110283 Yes, I know the above picture is in poor taste, but basically everything Bill Cosby does is in poor taste, so I thought it would be fitting. So, as you may have heard, society once again cares about the fact that Bill Cosby allegedly raped more than a dozen women over the years, primarily by [...]

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7 Biggest Lies Pregnant Celebrities Are Telling Us http://www.hecklerspray.com/eminem-finally-something-common/2014110234.php http://www.hecklerspray.com/eminem-finally-something-common/2014110234.php#respond Wed, 19 Nov 2014 16:06:14 +0000 http://www.hecklerspray.com/?p=110234 So, it has come to my attention that I am three months pregnant and will be spawning a child come May 2015. I know, I know, God help the poor child. But before you congratulate me or anything like that, I have to say: celebrity culture has fucking lied to us. I grew up thinking [...]

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So, Demi Lovato Is Still Taking Valtrex http://www.hecklerspray.com/demi-lovato-still-taking-valtrex/2014110312.php http://www.hecklerspray.com/demi-lovato-still-taking-valtrex/2014110312.php#comments Tue, 18 Nov 2014 21:11:26 +0000 http://www.hecklerspray.com/?p=110312 Damn it, Demi Lovato.  I know you have had some rough patches in your life, but I thought you got past all that.  I hoped you were done making terrible decisions with your life (outside of your hair.  You still make stupid choices there, not gonna lie). But noooo.  You just had to post a [...]

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