Comments on: Fat Jessica Simpson Is Sexy, Says Wrong Kim Kardashian

By: D-(A)-ve

D-(A)-ve — Sat, 20 Mar 2010 16:52:50 +0000

Hoi hoi hoi there my little fat-girl-conversation-thread droogs@!@ yes it is I, he who cannot stay away from such things. Do I have a problem with chasing girls who have a problem with their weight? No, I’m a chubby chaser. Jessica sinpson has been breaking all the rules, hasn’t she? I hope she gets chunky enough to break thru her belt. Now, I don’t mean to suggest by what I’m going to say next that males who aren’t into bigger chicks are gay. That would be just as stupid and prejudice as saying jessica Simpson isn’t a pretty girl anymore because she’s put on a few pounds. But to the author of this lil article, where you say there at the bottom, that joke about how she put on weight to get her dad to stop ogling her boobs? C’mon. Everyone knows chubbier girls have bigger boobs. Why try to convince ppl otherwise? And saying its offensive that she gained weight? Offensive how, because it makes her female figure so much more pronounced and obvious that no matter what she’s wearing, since she’s bouncing and jiggling all over the place she might as well be nude in public? Is That what offends you? Or are you one of those people who is still trying as hard as they can to keep everyone afraid of being taunted for liking fat chicks… who, by the way, aren’t actually fat per se anyway… just fertile. Everyone knows these things, they’re just too scared of getting teased by people like you to admit it. I’m going to have to charge you with being either a gay man, or an overly skinny girl who isn’t that pretty and is jealous, jealous, jealous with three capital J’s of JS’s big fat T&A! fa fa fa! see ya next fat girl thread!

By: Allie Hampton

Allie Hampton — Sat, 30 May 2009 21:58:01 +0000

Kim has 40 inch hips and keeps yelling that she’s a Size 2. She’s just looking for backup. I’m not sure where she’ll put it…

40 inches! Really – from her collagen-filled lips to our ears. Sad.

By: Allie Hampton

Allie Hampton — Sat, 30 May 2009 21:55:42 +0000

I have a favor – could you make people type in English here? I just don’t recognize this language and I do speak and read several:

“jessica simpSON has achveid more inher life to now than u ever will HATER

jessic a ur fanz still love u dont listne to da haterz girl xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx”

Thank you for your time and have a lovely weekend, gossip folks!

By: None Of Your Business

None Of Your Business — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 23:58:47 +0000

It’s so stupid. All the guys who are saying “oh man the bitch has gotten so fat!” would, if they ran into her at a bar, be down on their knees begging her to screw them. Fat is 300 pounds: Jessica is barely 150.

By: michelle

michelle — Sat, 31 Jan 2009 18:18:32 +0000

Hey people. I think Jessica Simpson is a beautiful woman with curves. She dont look like a stick figure like most other women in Hollywood. I think they look like shit. Like little boys with nothing sexy goin on at all. Just lay off of her. She is beautiful at any size. Thanks,Michelle Mcguire KY.

By: rochelle308

rochelle308 — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 21:20:58 +0000

So what, Jessica Simpson put on a bit of weight, she is by NO means fat. I think Kim Kardashian and Jennifer Love Hewitt aren’t either. Actually I think a woman looks better with a little curve.

By: the cynic

the cynic — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 07:47:49 +0000

LOVE THE HEADLINE! Pretty much agree with the entire article. The part about Kim CarCrashian is priceless, you know Jessica doesn’t want Kim sticking up for her, of all people. Seems like a ploy by Kim to get Jessica to join the “We’re fat but that’s okay” club. Hopefully, Simpson loses 10 pounds and does something with her life, like go to school or become a political activist. Her pathetic entertainment gig should’ve ended a long time ago.

By: StuFan#1

StuFan#1 — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 00:42:15 +0000

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 i can,t believe the chic of you people thatl’l come on here which is the domain of **HELLOO????** sTUArt Heritage and try nd play it that way well let i’ll tell you that “that ain,t gona happen sister you here????” Baytch we neeed to go outside because she so fat your mom needs her postcode!!!!!!!!!! so stop with all this negative and start gettin with positive or at least the one that means in the midle of that. NO MORE DISSTRESSIN mR stUART hERITAGE PLEAse an thanks because when you come hre an give him thouhts from your head just remember he don,t even want head from you baytches.

By: cheached

cheached — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 22:49:58 +0000

I think its great she’s fattening up. She used to be pretty cute, but she was horribly annoying and stupid, so now as she gets fatter and uglier her irritating personality is no longer tolerable and hopefully she’ll disapear from the spotlight. Ever since she did whatever freaky thing she did with her now swollen disgusting lips I can’t stand even looking at her, her face is turning into a freakish mess.
Nick sure got out of there at the right time didn’t he? Poor Tony Romo, he probably has to watch old reruns of Newlyweds, just so he can remind himself that she at least used to be hot, but she was always dumb.

By: Sarah

Sarah — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 22:27:51 +0000

That headline is killer, I needed a laugh, thanks.

By: green

green — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 16:51:41 +0000

Easy ladies…when she gets back in shape she’ll get a juicy contract making Jenny Craig commercials…it will be Okay. It could be worse. She could get paid what an average person gets paid per hour for twice the work. And she works what, maybe 10hrs in a month? Give me what she has in her bank account and you can call me anything you want.

By: Bree

Bree — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 15:53:21 +0000

Jessica Simpson is NOT fat! What a bunch of stupid people picking on her like that! Good for Kim Kardashian for sticking up for her.

By: magnetite

magnetite — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 15:50:28 +0000

MP? God loves ugly. There are countless insects, deep-ocean fish and dog breeds out there that prove how much he loves ugly.

Oh, unless you mean soul-ugly, in which case calling someone a ‘piece of shit’ and believing that you can speak for God is quite a sanctimonious, supercilious, soul-ugly thing to do.

I’m going to Hell. I bet you weren’t expecting to though. See you down there.

By: Joke Police

Joke Police — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 15:46:09 +0000

MP, how do you expect celebrity gossip bloggers to stop having body dysmorphic disorders if commenters like you keep calling them ugly?

And you don’t even have a picture. We have a pic of Jessica. And she a big fatty.

By: HT

HT — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 15:02:29 +0000

Stuart, I found this post highly offensive. It’s incredibly insensitive and promotes negatice body image in girls and young women. I’m disgusted by this vile drivel and suggest you get a life.

Not really, I thought it was fucking hilarious but hey, at least you have a comment now.