Farrah Abraham should really teach a class on how to extend your 5 seconds of fame into way too fucking long, because girlfriend is still able to somehow get her name in the news.? Lately it seems she is being written about more than Lindsay Lohan, and that is both impressive and sad as hell.
On Monday, Abraham was on Bethenny Frankel’s sucktastic day time talk show, because having one super disliked dumb bitch on a show being interviewed by another super disliked dumb bitch equals a good time for viewers and a potential ratings increase.? And surprise surprise, Farrah feels attacked and misunderstood. Bethenny Frankel has somehow come back from the land of “No Fucks Given” and now hosts a day time talk show.? How does Queen Latifah and Bones Frankel have the same damn job right now?? This is some true fuckery.
Sally Jesse Raphael needs to come out of retirement and show this bitch how it is done!? Anyway, Frankel’s show is doing pretty crappy in the ratings, which should surprise no one since the bulk of viewers are women (specifically women who stay home) and Frankel is a she-hating devil bitch who has sold her soul for some inner thigh gap.
So to boost ratings, someone decided it would be a good idea to bring teen slut turned adult slut, Farrah Abraham, on the show. Ironically enough, the segment Abraham was brought on for is entitled “no judgment,” which is just fucking impossible and if Farrah had anything but semen in her skull she’d have seen it was a total set up from the start.
But since she doesn’t, and the fame whore in her can’t turn down any opportunity to be seen on screen, Abraham agreed to go on and then was shocked that bitches weren’t falling at her feet begging her for parenting advice.
One point of contention for the biddies in the audience is Abraham’s open admittance of waxing and plucking her 4 year old daughter’s eyebrows.? Sophia has a case of the Italian and so her eyebrows are genetically predisposed to want to make sweet love to each other.? So as soon as Sophia was old enough to repeat the phrase “No, I want this!” Farrah was all over that shit with tweezers.
One audience member said Abraham was teaching her daughter that she needed separate eyebrows to be pretty, which while totally true is pretty mean to teach a child so young.? Abraham got pissed off and said that bitch was taking shit out of context and she was totes wrong.? Which is the truth, because if anything is going to teach Sophia that beauty is actually only skin deep it’ll be her 75% plastic mother.
Abraham left the interview feeling that she was set up and Bethenny was just a total bitch who only asked Abraham on to judge her and make her feel bad (ding ding ding). So on Monday right before it aired, Abraham decided to tell everyone how she felt about the whole thing, which of course was a brilliant move because practically no one knew or cared that Abraham was going to be on the show until she bitched about it.? But due to her whining, the episode had like a 100 times more viewers than normal (so, like a 103 people watched.)!? Success!
Besides calling Bethenny rude and ‘degrading to women,’ she also threw?a pretty decent jab at Frankel about her ex husband.
“Perhaps her ex-husband Jason will be purchasing my sex toys, not women like Bethenny.”
Ouch, Farrah.? While I do concur that Abraham’s rubber pocket pussy is probably warmer and more lifelike than Bethenny’s attached vagina, I still think Jason can probably get some drunk bitch from a bar to show him a good time for a free drink or two.