Listen, I know this is serious and that I shouldn’t be laughing, but I just can’t stop. Read on and maybe you’ll see why. So, as I’ve been writing about A LOT lately, every time we turn around some asshole famous person is being accused of being a sexual predator. So far, it’s just been dudes being called out for their gross behavior…until now.
In the beautiful mess that is 2017, Mariah Carey has been accused of sexual harassment by her former security guard and the whole story is exactly what you’d expect it to be.
Michael Anello, the former head of security for Mariah, is suing her for a) owing him a ton of money, and b) sexually harassing him.
In the suit, Anella describes an incident in Cabo where Mariah, who I assume was intoxicated, requested he come to her room. When he showed up, Mariah was pulling a Harvey Weinstein, just wearing a see-through robe that was wide open. Anello says he left and nothing happened and Mariah went on to call him a skinhead and a white supremacist, and that she “wanted to be surrounded by black guys, not white people.”
I know sexual harassment is NEVER funny, but please, for the love of god, imagine going to Mariah Carey’s hotel room and having THIS try to “seduce” you:
Then, when you turn her down, she drunkenly yells at you “Yeah, well you’re a skinhead! What are you in the KKK? Oh my goddddd, where are all the black guys?!”
I know I’m making assumptions about how this went down, but that sounds pretty spot on, right?!
In reality, all Anello had to do was say “Ok we can have sex, but it has to be to Beyonce’s music” and Mariah would’ve kicked him out then and there.
Again, I know I shouldn’t be making light of sexual harassment, especially not in this day and age, but Jesus Christ, Mariah…you’re a fucking mess.