Days After Flashing Her Muff, Eva Longoria Earns Her Graduate Degree

Eva-longoria-1Eva Longoria has been in the news a lot in the last week for two quite divergent, yet?equally significant?events.?First, she gave the world a nice view of her muff?at the?Cannes Film Festival over the?weekend.

It was unintentional of course … she was hiking up her dress to avoid dunking the hem in a puddle … but there it was in all its glory. Then, while the world was still busy oogling her vagina, she earned a graduate degree.

Needless to say, Eva?probably feels somewhat more pride in?the latter accomplishment.?And it is an impressive feat. This is not one of those bullshit honorary degrees that celebs are constantly having thrown at them.?Eva graduated from Cal State University, Northridge with a Master’s Degree in Chicano Studies.

Evidently, she enrolled in the program while working on Desperate Housewives,?attended classes in person, and successfully completed the coursework as well as a?Master’s thesis. All?while?also working as?a spokesperson for Lay’s Potato Chips and acting as Mario Lopez’s fag hag, I mean best friend.