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Have you entered the Eurovision: Be A Winner karaoke contest yet? Us neither. Do you plan to enter the Eurovision: Be A Winner karaoke contest? Us neither. Can you think of anything more likely to send you into violent involuntary convulsions than a Eurovision karaoke contest? Us neither. But, hey, the deadline for Eurovision: Be A Winner entries is Friday. Just thought we’d let you know.

Here are the Eurovision betting odds for Moldova, with help from Paddy Power…

Moldova (pop. 4,431,570; a landlocked country in Eastern Europe) Geta Burlacu, A Century Of Love

You know when you’ve just been dumped and it’s raining and you go into a seedy bar at 3am and it’s 1986? Chances are A Century Of Love is the music you’ll hear in that bar. Performed by Moldovan karaoke TV show host and human Van Der Graaf generator Geta Burlacu, A Century Of Love might just be the most gut-wrenchingly miserable song ever recorded. “This is all I mean/ Be my “everything”!/ And live forever/ Ever, ever!” it goes, making poor old Geta sound like the neediest bugger Eurovision has ever had. But why can’t Geta Burlacu get a boyfriend? Perhaps it’s because she’s got a genuinely funny accent. Perhaps it’s because she keeps getting ’singing’ mixed up with ‘horrible atonal yelping’. Perhaps it’s because it’s physically impossible to sit through all of A Century Of Love without being overwhelmed with nausea. No, it’s probably just the silly accent. Current Eurovision betting odds – 150/1

Tomorrow: Montenegro! But if that’s too long to wait – or you feel like making more money than you know what to do with – head right over to the Paddy Power Eurovision betting odds page to see the latest, and best, betting odds.