Estella Warren may not be a household name exactly, but some of you may recognise her from Planet Of The Apes and the fact she used to get her busters out as a Victoria’s Secret model. We’re not especially interested in that – we’re more thrilled about her law breaking skills.
The professional thong-occupier is in all kindsa trouble with the law after she went nutso while completely plastered!
She was arrested in Los Angeles under suspicion of driving under the influence. How did anyone know she was off her bap? There’s the small matter of (allegedly) crashing into three parked cars in her Toyota Prius. She then drove away from the scene thinking that no-one would notice. But they did. And that’s when the real fun started!
A rep for the LA Sheriff’s Department says:
“Warren hit three parked cars in what was considered three separate collisions. Someone local heard the noise and called the police.”
The police then caught up with her and instead of holding up her hands and saying ‘fair cop; where do we go from here then?’, she thought the best course of action would be to kick an officer. She was hilariously re-arrested for felony battery.
So far, so typical of a celebrity arrest. However, Estella wasn’t finished by a long chalk.
Apparently, according to one of the drivers who saw their car pranged by a loaded bap-model, she decided to have a go at them as well!
They say:
“I believe she hit at least two other cars before she stopped. When I approached her she was obviously drunk and acting crazy. A few more residents approached her, but she started yelling and accused us of stealing things from her. When I told her she had to wait for the police to arrive she lashed out at me and started to ‘girl-slap’ me on my chest and arms.”
She was then taken to a local women’s police station (which sounds rather sexy, don’t you think? Not like Prisoner Cell Black H at all!) for processing. While getting booked, Warren somehow managed to pull a Houdini and wriggle out of her handcuffs and legged it out of the back door of the station! BRILLIANT!
The police rep continued:
“She was uncooperative and demanding. She removed her handcuffs and fled the police station. She was captured and transported back”
So she is now being booked for a hit and run, felony escape and DUI… this amounts to a champion bail of $100,000.Well done Estella. We need people like you now that Lindsay Lohan has gone boring.
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