Elizabeth Hurley and Shane Warne are one of the oddest celebrity couples around. She, a posho Daily Mail wet-dream and he, a balding slightly overweight impossibly toothed ball lobber. That said, Paul Abdul once advised that opposites attract, as she proved with her love affair with a rapping cartoon cat.
Warne, we’re told, is ‘quite the swordsman’, yet, this isn’t some tempestuous affair. Startlingly, it’s actually love. We’ve read about ‘love’. It sounds horrible.
And not only is it this ‘love’ thing, Liz Hurley is actually saying that this romance was love at first sight.
Hurley has decided to finally talk about her weird relationship, which came to fruition after she dumped her husband Arun Nayar several months earlier. Not that she told anyone about it. The selfish shit.
And now she’s divorced, she’s now able to rub Nayar’s nose in it by talking about how wonderful Warne is.
She bleats on:
“We come from very different worlds so I see that’s fascinating, if not odd, to many. But it’s not often you meet people you instantly feel comfortable with, and when you find that – even if there are vast differences in background and experiences – it’s worth following through.”
Wait. She doesn’t mean that kind of ‘following through’ does she? This relationship isn’t a bit ‘Scatman John’ is it?
“When you recognise you have a lot in common with someone it’s nice to explore. The biggest problem is we’re 23 hours apart. It’s a challenge. We’ll see what happens.”
For the sake of future stories, we hope that Warne is having sex with loads of people behind her back because that would be splendid.
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