Dylan Sprouse Is Proud Of His Junk And Doesn’t Care Who Knows It

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Dylan SprouseDo you hear that? It almost sounds like…no, it can’t be… more ex-Disney star nudes being leaked? Wow, I can’t believe it’s that time of year again already. Don’t let the photo to the right fool you, Dylan Sprouse is all grown up now and he has the token naked-in-a-bathroom selfie to prove it.

Dylan’s best known for his role on The Suite Life of Zack & Cody with his identical twin brother, Cole. If you really want to feel old and a little perverted, Cole played Ross’ son on Friends, so effectively, you’re about to see 21-year old Ben Gellar with his junk in his hand. What a time to be alive!


‘Eighties power ballad air-grab’ might be about to overtake duckface as the standard selfie pose, and I for one am fully behind this. This is one of the two photos that surfaced on Tumblr last Sunday, and the other one contains a little less face and a little more crotch.

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Wow, you can’t buy publicity like that! Just kidding, we’re a family website, so you’ll just have to let your imagination run wild. The photos were apparently sent to an old flame during a sexting session, and it looks like she couldn’t wait to let everyone know that she’d pulled someone who used to be on the Disney channel.

He’s handling it like a champ though, there’s not even been a whisper of ‘Photoshopped’ from his camp. In fact, you could even say he’s owning it.

Pay attention, Bieber. I know you haven’t actually had any nudes leaked yet, but you know it’s only a matter of time. Having your genitals shown to the world is a huge invasion of your privacy, but that doesn’t mean you can’t handle the situation with a little sense of humour.

Or better yet, learn that if you are even distant cousins with someone who was in the background of made-for-TV-movie ten years ago, your private photos will end up on the front page of soft porn sites eventually. Even if the worse does happen, then at least you know you can always count on the love and support of your family.

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