I like Demi Lovato. She seems really open and honest and she has a great voice (and, tbh, I loved “Sunny With a Chance”), but homegirl is going down the WRONG romance path.
Hipster cokehead rapper, G-Eazy, recently split from his hipster cokehead girlfriend, Halsey, and Demi, a former Disney star turned recovering cokehead, was recently seen leaving a club with him HOLDING HANDS.
I feel very confident when I say that people who leave the club together holding hands after 2am are 100% going home to do it. And by “it” I mean sex. Maybe regular, maybe butt stuff, and maybe, if coke is involved, just some mediocre oral, but sex all the same.
So, when I saw Demi leaving the club with G-Eazy this past weekend after 2am HAND IN HAND, I was like JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL! GIRL NO!
If you are someone who is actively trying to not do cocaine, maybe don’t start hooking up with a guy who a) raps about doing cocaine, b) has been recently pictured doing cocaine with his ex, and c) has recently been arrested for getting into fights while high on cocaine. Demi might as well have started dating Lindsay Lohan.
Ok, that was a bit much. I shouldn’t compare poor G-Eazy to Lindsay Lohan. He’s done very little to deserve such a comparison, but I still don’t think he’s a good fit for Demi. Demi Lovato needs to go back to Wilmer Valderama because he only seems like 25% as skeazy as G-Eazy, plus he seemed to keep her off drugs, so, you know, probably for the better?