Comments on: Danny Dyer Says Orlando Bloom Canâ€™t Act, Is A Hypocrite

By: magnetite

magnetite — Sat, 03 Oct 2009 00:00:35 +0000

Oh, bollocks. Woke to spot I’d cut and pasted the wrong name. Must’ve been more than ‘slightly’. Eric Bana, and anyone who thought that I was competent just because I’m prolix – I feel I’ve let you down. Now you know what one of the three+ types of cunt I am.

A haphazard one.

By: magnetite

magnetite — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 19:44:33 +0000

Sorry for typos at the end there. Ever so slightly drunk. And now wikipedia thinks I’m a bloody neo-nazi. Get in.

By: magnetite

magnetite — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 19:40:08 +0000

Hello, not happy.

As someone who is at least three different kinds of cunt (but I don’t think any of them are the type you’re thinking of) I feel like I can give you an opinion straight from the horse’s mouth:

Tim Roth played a violent thug in Made In Britain (but he didn’t play the same role over and over again)
Dickie Attenborough played a violent thug in Brighton Rock (but he didn’t play the same role over and over again)
Edward Norton played a violent thug in American History X (but he didn’t play the same role over and over again)
Mark Read played a (very real) violent thug in Chopper (but he didn’t play the same role over and over again)

Danny Dayer can’t do that. Which makes him a twat. a talentless one. Starts with the same letter, so it’s easy to remember.

Yours,

A cunt.

p.s. All good film above. Unlike Dyer’s oputput.

By: not happy

not happy — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 17:13:18 +0000

i think danny if he was explaining to you wat the word cunt means would be reffering to people like you who have “high intellect” but spend there time having a go at someone who is actually doing something as for the severence comment u obviuosly watched the movie with your pants over your eyes so wouldnt have been able to watch it anyway now find somethin else to do with your time try politics sounds right up your street there CxxT’s aswell

By: Mentat

Mentat — Tue, 06 May 2008 15:18:18 +0000

What does c*** actually mean?
Well, I know that in the literal sense it means Fluffy Po-Po (or Shaved Po-Po), but what does it mean when applied to a person?
Does it mean:
[a] I don’t like that person
[b] that person has bested me
[c] that person is rude
[d] that person is unethical
[e] almost anything else negative that you might think of

I’m sure Mr. Dyer was trying to convey some meaningful semantics to me, but I’m not quite getting them.

By: Mithaearon

Mithaearon — Tue, 06 May 2008 14:59:43 +0000

OMGZ I can’t believe you wrote that, Danny is a gift to films. Its a crime the oscars have over looked his talent…

…

I’m sorry can’t continue with that. Anyway, Danny who? Never heard of him.

By: Stabby McGee

Stabby McGee — Tue, 06 May 2008 13:57:41 +0000

Danny Dyer saying someone else can’t act? The man who clearly confused his acting auditon with standing in line at a jellied eels stand? Ouch, can’t think straight, brain hurting.

By: Rob Delaney

Rob Delaney — Tue, 06 May 2008 13:00:13 +0000

Sorry, Danny who?