It’s that time again – the time of the day where we look at the various hoofers taking part in Dancing With The Stars and decide that well, actually, Heather Mills doesn’t really stand an effing chance, does she?
But just because Paul McCartney‘s estranged wife – or the lardy guy from Cheers, or that old woman with the funny name, come to think of it – probably won’t win Dancing With The Stars, someone has to. And since this week’s Dancing With The Stars betting odds have been brought to you in reverse order, logic dictates that today’s contenders are the ones with the best shot of winning. Are they the best dancers? Arsed if we know – Dancing In The Stars isn’t even shown in this country, and we think we’d probably drown ourselves before we’d watch it – but it’s still worth a bet, correct?
So here’s the final part of this week’s Dancing With The Stars betting odds – for Ian Ziering and Joey Fatone – with help from Paddy Power…
Ian Ziering – Who the hell is Ian Ziering? The easy joke to make about Ian Ziering – the joke that we made ourselves not so long ago, in fact – is that he’s the shit one from rubbish 1990s teen TV show Beverly Hills 90210. But there’s so much more to Ian Ziering than that. After all, without Ian Ziering there’d be no Mighty Ducks The Movie: The First Face-Off, and Vinnie from Biker Mice From Mars would have a completely different voice. Is this sounding familiar yet? In the last season of Dancing With The Stars, the break-out dancer was Mario Lopez – the shit one from rubbish 1990s teen TV show Saved By The Bell and the voice of Mainland Surfer in Aloha Scooby-Doo. If Ian Ziering can achieve half of what Mario Lopez did on Dancing With The Stars then he’ll, um, initially do quite OK but not well enough to actually win anything. Yay! Current Dancing With The Stars betting odds – 3/1
Joey Fatone – Who the hell is Joey Fatone? You know ‘N Sync? You know Justin Timberlake? That’s not Joey Fatone. You know Chris Kirkpatrick? That’s not Joey Fatone. You know JC Chasez? That’s not Joey Fatone. You know Lance Bass? That’s not Joey Fatone. You know the other one from ‘N Sync? THAT’s Joey Fatone. Joey Fatone comes to Dancing With The Stars as the red-hot favourite thanks to the time he spent standing behind Justin Timberlake doing that confusing elbow-punt dance that ‘N Sync seemed to be so fond of. And Joey Fatone will win Dancing With The Stars, so long as he can try to mould his trademark elbow-punt into something less, well, shit. Current Dancing With The Stars betting odds – 11/4
Next week – Which country is Angelina Jolie going to adopt her next baby from? Place your bets! But if that’s too long to wait – or you feel like making more money than you know what to do with – head right over to the Paddy Power Dancing With The Stars betting odds page to see the latest, and best, betting odds.