The orangutan-a-hall of fame.
Folded:
- The Genius of Paris Hilton (formally a vision in pink, soon to be a vision in orange. She’ll spin this faster than a whirligig)
- Playing ‘spot the soundtrack’ during The Apprentice (normally a mix of Ocean’s Eleven, Ocean’s Twelve, Fight Club and The Thomas Crown Affair. Passes the time during those quiet bits)
- Iron Man’s comedy suit (these photos from the upcoming moving of the same name are supposed to be exciting. They are, in fact, hi-larious – and he flies, too!)
- Prison Break 2 (we were wrong about this first time around, as it’s actually moving along rather nicely. A different, albeit daft, surprise every week)
- Nick Hewer (brilliant fun whenever he's on The Apprentice: You’re Fired! Give this man his own fifteen minutes, now)
Creased:
- Short weeks (like this one. Getting you excited that they might all be short weeks. But they’re not. They go on forever)
- Cascada (cascade of crap more like. No? Nobody like that one?)
- The lack of Ben and Jerry’s flavours available in the UK (there’s about, like, eight or something – and one of them is flippin’ vanilla)
- T4’s Steve Jones (ball bag with an accent)
- Annoying 4oD adverts urging us to watch all our ‘favourite programmes’ whenever we like on the net (watching TV on your computer is like reading a magazine on your laptop, diverting but just not the same)
