- Roger Ebert – Noted film critic and man of a thousand disagreements talks about losing the lower half of his jaw to cancer and how he will never speak again. Inspirational? We’d never use such a word.
- The Week In Twitpics – Some sublime, some ridiculous, one of Thierry Henry looking ridiculously cool next to Ashley Cole, who looks like a total berk.
- Architecture – They’re going to hold up a pyramid with inflatable bags. Surely that’s worth two minutes of your time?
- Swear Your Way Out - Threatened with legal action? Swear at the problem until it’s too embarrassed to sue you!
- Lady Gaga’s Youtube Channel – Suspended! Hurrah!
- Lady Gaga’s Youtube Channel – Restored. Bugger.
- The Beckhams – They love their new daughter! Who would have bloody thought it?!
- Blink 182 – The comeback nobody wanted.
- Red Hot Chili Peppers – The other comeback nobody wanted.
- Android Phones – You could do this if you put in the effort. Depressing, isn’t it?