In and out.
Folded:
- The immensely distracting Google Jules Verne page (missed it? You probably had to work, then)
- This picture (and they claim Bieber has a lot to write about)
- Matthew Perry‘s new sitcom (don't snark because when he's good he's great. Plus Alison Janney?s in it too – who doesn't like Alison Janney?)
- George Clooney mask (if frightening people for no apparent reason is your thing)
- Minder (officially the best programme on ITV4, which admittedly isn't saying much. Here?s why it’s aces though)
Creased:
- If you have any of these items in your home you are middle class (the hecklerspray bedsit has a flushing toilet, that's how we roll)
- Long distance trains (impossible to book without a spare hour, infinite patience and a huge chunk of change)
- Feeling lethargic? (the most startling photo of the week will stop you ever sleeping again)
- Return of the sniveling cold (didn't we already have these before Christmas? What's the matter with everybody?!)
- Turning on BBC Three and finding American Dad instead of Family Guy (can ruin your whole twenty minutes)