Folded:
- Nicolas Cage?s best work in ten years (and it's short)
- Twenty five minutes on Chatroulette (there will be penises)
- The ending of Red Dead Redemption (sorry for the OMG, but O…M…G)
- Lindsay Lohan?s abusive nail wear (got to hand it to the girl, she does down bitching)
- Charlie Brooker explains why you're a pleb (if you own an iPhone that is)
Creased:
- The Sun?s coverage of the Raoul Moat story (responsible as always)
- Murray misery (it doesn't matter that we expected nothing, it still stings like a big fat bee caught on your testes)
- Top Gear mini-movies (If just one second of them wasn’t faked that would be nice)
- Scratchcards (when was the last time anyone won more than a ?1 on these? Second thoughts, who still buys them? Idiots)
- Early Inception reviews (don't read them; you\’ll be just too hyped. There's even one that mentions the word ?miracle?.