We say toh-mah-toh and you're wrong.
Folded:
- Ladies man Adrian Chiles quits the BBC (this is great news. What do you mean he's gone to ITV? Radio, we said. RADIO!)
- Students ? we love ?em (Cameron gets it in the boat race)
- Bento Box (served on a tray, usually, but still very tasty)
- Ash cloud excuses (“it's the wrong type of ash, my car won't start“)
- Fairy cakes or buns? (this is worth arguing about because both are delicious. Just so you know where we stand, fairy cakes look like THIS, buns like THIS)
Creased:
- Politicians? tour buses (huge, space age, gas guzzling, it's almost like they are a complete waste of money)
- McDonald’s Monopoly game (look, enough with the flippin Play vouchers, okay? We want the house, the car, or ?500k. Failing that, a Caramel McFlurry)
- Katy Perry?s ?moves? in the If We Ever Meet Again video (cringe with embarrassment as she cringes with embarrassment doing the ?hands? near the end)
- This awful David Morales remix of Back in My Life (Leave. It. Alone)
- Lindsay Lohan…again (just last week. Now really turning things round for herself)