Folded:
- Kick-Ass (yep, we are still banging on about this. Soon you’ll know why)
- Alexandra Burke (no, to hell with it: she’s cute, can sing, apparently dead nice, and doesn’t hoover up coke for breakfast)
- Running (the best way to keep fit because it gets you in the fresh air like your parents always wanted)
- Sony’s latest piece of… (sweary, spot-on fun from The Onion)
- Tropic of Cancer on BBC2 (excellent doc, and here is another shout for best TV presenter going)
Creased:
- The spinning circle thingy (“why are you loading?! I’ve not asked you to do anything!!”)
- Inside John Lewis (it’s a real life The Office for upper-middle class horsey folk)
- Jogging (not walking, not running, not a valid use of your time)
- Fleece Snuggie (look like a monk, sweat like a woman in labour)
- Wispa milkshake (it doesn’t work. Tastes like melted chocolatey goo mixed with Copydex)
