Uppers and downers.

Folded:

• Sky HD (in full 1080p it really is the way forward. Even those programmes about massive  tractors moving prairie houses look good)
• Mesrine: Public Enemy Number One (gangster movie of the year)
• Desperate Romantics (like x-rated Carry On. High wenchy babe factor)
• Lynx Fever deodorant (smells better than sweat)
• The Kevin Bishop Show (Gok’s his ace card, but it’s a funny show all round)

Creased:

• Richard Hammond’s increasingly awful barnet (it’s not the first time we’ve mentioned this, but now he looks like Peter Stringfellow)
• Wii Sports Resort (just go outside and do something. Really, canoeing is even better when you actually get wet)
• Calzones (like you ever need more crust)
• Games shops (more expensive than practically anywhere online and full of kids – what’s the point?)
• ‘This video is not available in your country’ (anyone getting this a lot recently? Annoying when they’ve not even rudie films)