Folded for the good stuff, Creased for the bad.
Folded:
- Land of the Lost trailer online (and, surprisingly, it looks okay)
- Being only as tall as a Ribena Berry yet still being able to kick everyone’s ass (we’re talking about you, Mr. Jack Bauer)
- The Thing…coming back to your screens on September 15th (a giant widescreen head on legs? We’re there)
- Dr. Oetker pizzas (extra fat, extra taste)
- Dizzee Rascal (don’t let the fact that Dizzee looks like a sixth-former playing truant fool you, he’s alright)
Creased:
- Four minute Terminator Salvation clip online (enough already)
- This year’s The Apprentice contestants.. (..are the worst ever, right? Ben isn’t fit for £100 a year, let alone £100,000)
- Friday night KFC (seriously don’t even get tempted. It’s worse than you could possibly remember)
- Sunny and cold (an increasingly common weather phenomenon for the U.K. For putting you in a good mood, it’s right up there with warm and drizzly)
- Ben Sherman shirts (haven’t been worn correctly for twenty-five years now)
