Nestle Crunch and credit crunch.
Folded:
- Comic Relief (because every once in a while you’ve gotta do something decent)
- Redbelt on DVD (starring Chiwetel Ejiofor – tough actor, tough name to pronounce)
- White Lies (satisfying mash of The Teardrop Explodes, Editors before they got crap and Depeche Mode when they were still alive)
- Winter is slowly, but surely, dying… (almost time to reflect the sun with your pasty arms)
- A Beautiful Mine (Instrumental) by RJD2 (for even more steady cool, check out RJD2’s earlier track The Horror)
Creased:
- Tom Clancy’s Hawx (or something on your PC from the mid-90’s, because that’s what this looks like)
- Crappy Emma Crosby on crappy GMTV (brought in because Kate Garraway was considered too old to be in charge, even though Crosby looks exactly the same – or somehow even older. Oh, who cares)
- Whitebait (poor man’s scampi)
- Take That (okay, so you’re rich again. Now go away please)
- Cinema midnight screenings (why are so many people there? Come to think of it, why the hell are you there?)
