Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is

This week’s this and that.

Folded:

• 10 Reasons why Paul Newman ruled (could have been a hundred reasons)
• 50% off your Pizza Hut food bill over the weekend (click here and get jiggy with a large Hawaiian)
• Wearing a suit when you don’t need to (turn up for beers on a Friday night and unnerve people. They’ll think your lotto numbers have come up and buy you drinks)
• Dead Fred (‘kill’ something each time you use your pen. Perfect if you get upset signing cheques)
• Frankie Boyle (a comedian who would probably rip the piss if you spontaneously combusted on his doorstep)

Creased:

• Paul Newman: the sad passing of a Hollywood legend (not many of these old school matinee idols left now. A damn shame)
• Duffy wandering down the street swigging a bottle of milk in her new video (so self consciously hip that she doesn’t even need to smile. That’s cool, kids; milky and miserable)
• Righteous Kill (should have been made and released in 1989 to clog up the STV shelves of Ritz video)
• Half price sales (normally you wouldn’t be seen dead buying that yellow t-shirt from Next, but there you are, queuing up with everyone else, wasting your heard earned cash on sub-boot sale fodder)
• Sex On Fire by Kings of Leon, apparently (anyone else thought this was some crappy new soft rock combo doing the soundtrack for One Tree Hill?)