The first: Goooooooood.
The second: Baaaaaaaad.

Folded:

• Rambo on DVD (‘cos the man is a beast)

• Darth Vader does Thriller (quite funny really)

• Low-cost, small town clothing retailers: ‘Bobby Dazzler’, ‘ReVamp’ and the like (probably the best shop names in the world)

• Electric Feel by MGMT (awash with 80’s influences, this corking tune is about to be played to death)

• Clarkson’s Car Years on Dave (laugh at his hair; laugh at his June 2000 prediction that the supercar is dead)

Creased:

• The sad passing of movie effects auteur Stan Winston (from The Terminator to Aliens to Predator to Iron Man, this genius had a hand in everything great)

• The Decent 2 (how, we don’t know. We’re worried)

• GTA IV fatigue (for all its perfecto gameplay, once GTA’s main plot is done and dusted the re-play factor isn’t that high)

• The miserable surgeons of Grey’s Anatomy (a self-involved bunch of smart ass tossers. Except Addison, she’s a sexy lady)

• ‘McDreamy’ (see above – a live-action Ken doll, only with less brain matter)