Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is

The big and the small.

Folded:

• Son of Rambow (In retrospect, last year’s Hot Fuzz was a tad disappointing - but Rambow is what British comedy should be: inspiring, original and FUNNY)

• The Saturday FT (actually worthwhile reading, plus you’ll look intelligent carrying it around Tesco)

• Brandy and coffee (order after a posh meal out – take a sip of the brandy, then a sip of the coffee. Pointless in Wetherspoons)

• Mad Men (anyone seen this yet? It’s supposed to be ace)

• Rafe Spall (once the kid who uttered ‘Munted’ in Shaun of the Dead, now all grown up and a proper actor and everything in ITV’s recent retro crime drama He Kills Coppers)

Creased:

• Kylie-generica (each new song she releases somehow sounds more and more like the last one. The girl needs a serious hiatus to refresh)

• The drunken text (oh, why do we do it? WHY?!)

• CRT Televisions (not much cop for your PS3 or Xbox 360 anymore. Looks like it’s down to Dixons for most of you and Brighthouse for the rest of us)

• Birthday cards covered in glitter (so that’ll be one recipient…covered in glitter)

• People who say ‘nuff said’ (like that is a valid argument for anything)