Colin Farrell has always been rather oddly labelled as a ladies’ man. He may get around enough for all of Ireland but calling him a ladies’ man seems rather a misnomer.
He’s a 33-year-old working actor – sure – but it seems his best work is behind him. He’s somewhere around three feet tall – we’re guessing. And, most importantly, he is a boyfriend to some unfortunate soul.
Colin also happens to be a father too, but a gaggle of babies does little-to-nothing to keep the more blood-thirsty groupies at bay. You know, like having three heads, three arms, or even three baby mothers is fine so long as the celebrity in question is high enough up the list.
The actor is the star of the big and small screen. On the big screen he can be seen playing alongside actors such as Tom Cruise. On the small screen he can be seen on top of a not-that-interesting model-type, in their sex tape. But no one here likes that kind of nasty muck, do they?
Despite his bad boy reputation and his rather chequered past, some young innocent thing – who clearly doesn’t realise she has other options – is reportedly desperate to take Colin up the aisle. Hard, fast and entirely by force, just the way he likes it.
Alicja Bachleda, pregnant the pair’s first child together – Colin’s second – is rumoured to be insisting that they marry. The marriage would be in order to make things right according to her family beliefs. Her family beliefs sadly didn’t kick in until after she had started shagging around with her beau, but better late than never.
Polish actress Alicja comes from a very religious family, who have presumably never heard of Colin or his wayward privates.
From Showbiz Spy:
?Alicja?s parents in Poland met Colin and liked him a lot,? a source told American tabloid the National Enquirer. ?But they are Catholic and very old-fashioned. They are putting pressure on Colin to make her an honest woman as soon as possible.?? Farrell, 33, and Bachleda began dating earlier this year.? Colin ? who was previously married to actress Amelia Warner and has a 6-year-old son from a previous relationship with model Kim Bordenave ? has previously revealed that he ?is in no rush to tie the knot a second time?.
This was a guest blog by the entirely brilliant Amy Grindhouse.
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